#poor ayato

[sakuwsker]

Hayato & Ayato + Daiki ~ episode 2

[bloodycroissant]

FUNFACT

Ayato had this image of Carla on him, believing this was an actual picture Santa

[bloodoathclan]

Cordelia: I "trained" Ayato.

Christa: You messed up a perfectly normal child is what you did. Look at him. He's got anxiety the poor thing.

Cordelia:

Cordelia: Go die.

I felt like this definitely would've gone down at some point from the time when Christa was too kind to curse, even if it's to Cordelia.

[1-800-vamp]

Hey I love the stripper AU, can we get more headcanons for stripper ayato plz ;u; he’s my fave, thank you!

♡Tries to manipulate you to get you to pay him more♡Lap dances is his specialty ♡ Hates the act of people using him ♡ Highly depressed and doesn’t feel good enough–which is why he picked up the job ♡Likes and hates when everyone looks at him ♡Usually able to earn a $17 dollar tip ♡The special room is his least favorite ♡ Honestly feels bad that he got Kanato/Laito into the job as well♡Often gets himself drunk before dancing ♡His Stripper Song is: “Rockstar” by Post Malone ♡Really wants a lover, a real lover♡Often cries/complains to Ruki when the customers aren’t there♡Greatly values Ruki and often asks for advice

[pumpkincalico]

Ayato *hiding*:  *to camera and putting on mask* lol scare cam

*Kou and subaru walk in room*

Kou: lets be quick

*Subaru takes shirt off and pushes kou on bed*

Ayato *taking mask off*: ...O_O

[jee-chan]

what the Sakamaki brothers think of Yuri!! on Ice

Ayato: “That’s a guy?” *pointing to long-haired Viktor*

Laito: “I think I’m coming too nfufu~” jesus please no

Kanato: “Teddy and I can skate better, right Teddy?”

Shuu: “...the dog looks nice” *but all he does is listen to some skating music. *favorite character is actually makkachin*

Reiji: “it’s a skating anime yes, Ayato even thought that Viktor was a female, I should’ve known better...”

Subaru: *can relate a lot to Yurio*

[everaven11]

Me, a little bit of an S: I think seeing Ayato being tortured a little would be kinda hot :) Kino: *tortures Ayato* Me: NO STOP LEAVE MY CHILD ALONE HOW DARE YOU

[bigbabygirl101]

Ayato: geez what the hell pancakes problem!

Shu: .... Mmm damn your so loud What's the problem?

Ayato: is pancake she acting so weird lately

Shu: like how weird exactly?

Ayato: well when I want to suck her blood she seem moody to me like she in a bad mood or something then she cruse at me like holy crap pancake never cruse before since she acting weird I wasn't in a mood to suck her blood so I got outta there

Shu: I see Ayato did you smell something weird when you were near her?

Ayato: huh oh yeah it was weird a smell it was something I never smell before, dose it has something do with pancake?

Shu: well yeah but not just her but with other women as well

Ayato: other women what do you mean by that shu?

Shu: Ayato do you know what happen to women each mouth?

Ayato: well no I don't know what exactly what happen to these chicks each mouth?

Shu: well it means a woman is on her period

Ayato: period what is a period?

Shu: ( looks shock as fuck ) you don't know what is a period is well you about not like what you about to hear but ( whisper in his ear)

Ayato: 😨 * oh my fucking god*

Ayato: OH NO THATS GROSS AS FUCK !

Shu: hahaha the look oh on your face is priceless so ayato now you know what a period is, the next time you smell that weird smell is coming form yuis *****

Ayato oh fucking gross

Shu: oh by the way Ayato period blood is the most disgusting blood in the body I should remain you not to drink it

Ayato: wow why most chicks must have gross things about them💧

( box of tampons thrown to him )

Ayato: shu what the hell are these things!

Shu: box of tampons you may as well give them to her she gotta needs them ( smirk and walks away)

Ayato: oh fuck me in half this is so weird 💧