#poor boy.

[just-a-joey]

Mini Angsty comic kinda?

[charlie-vr]

love him now

[sugar-coat-it]

can you imagine teenage dream matty going to a pool party with his pals and seeing girly in her bathing suit??!!?

i wonder if he would lose his shit once he sees her?

i feel like he would probably have to stay in the pool so no one notices the tent in his trunks 🫣 but maybe someone would notice and give him a hard time hah.

love youuuuuuuuu

b <333

(Tumblr is a rat bastard and ate my response to this, I’ll try and remember everything I said)

OMG YESSSS

His jaw just drops when she unzips her hoodie to reveal her cute bikini. Has he seen her body before? Yes. Does that make him any less captivated? No, absolutely not. He’s whipped. He’s a mess. He's desperately trying to be respectful and not stare at her tits, “subtly” adjusting his swimming shorts. Matty's also just somewhat in disbelief that his girlfriend is so hot

Just when he thinks he can manage not embarrassing himself during the party, he’s absolutely done for the moment they’re all sitting by the pool eating popsicles under the beating sun. He's so tense as he occasionally glances over to watch her tongue lave over the sweet, brightly colored treat, the pressure at his crotch becoming unbearable. Then a bit of it drips onto her chest. He almost whimpers out loud.

“OKAY IM GOING SWIMMING, LAST ONE IN THE POOL HAS TO KISS HANN!” he shouts quickly, his voice cracking horribly somewhere in the middle of his sentence before he throws himself into the pool to hide his… predicament

His plan seems to be working well. That is until someone suggests playing chicken. Before he knows it, she’s perched on his shoulders, her warm, wet thighs near his head and jesus christ, someone save this poor boy

Even when everyone is ready to get out and dry off, Matty lingers in the pool, knowing the tent in his swimming trunks will be very noticeable if he gets out of the water. One of the guys probably does piece together what’s happening and cracks a joke about it, earning a threat and a death glare from a very bright pink Matty (“Come in here! I’ll sort you out! C’mere!” he shouts. It’s a lot less intimidating as a threat when he’s in swim shorts, stuck in a swimming pool). Eventually, he’s forced to get out, and you best bet he makes an absolutely mad dash for his towel, wrapping it around his waist in record time.

They do get a moment together in the house, slipping away from the eyes of his friends. He finally gets the chance to tell her how gorgeous she looks in her swimsuit and they end up making out in the kitchen, soaking wet.

[ahankar1610]

I started taking shipping unseriously after I saw people saying that Antonin Dolohov loved Hermione

[stromuprisahat]

Though in great pain, the king did not retreat to his bedchamber again, nor avail himself of dreamwine or milk of the poppy, but immediately set to pronouncing judgment upon the three “dayfly kings” who had ruled King’s Landing during the Moon of Madness. The squire was the first to face his wroth, and was sentenced to die for high treason. A brave boy, Trystane was at first defiant when dragged before the Iron Throne, until he saw Ser Perkin the Flea standing with the king. That took the heart from him, says Mushroom, but even then the youth did not plead his innocence nor beg for mercy, but asked only that he might be made a knight before he died. This boon King Aegon granted, whereupon Ser Marston Waters dubbed the lad (his fellow bastard) Ser Trystane Fyre (“Truefyre,” the name the boy had bestowed upon himself, being deemed presumptuous), and Ser Alfred Broome struck his head off with Blackfyre, the sword of Aegon the Conqueror.

Fire and Blood (George R. R. Martin)

[crazypaving]

anyway thinking 'bout the bit in night of the doctor where eight asks if his regeneration will hurt, gets told yes, & says good because he thinks he deserves the pain...

[ctrl-lupin]

Goemon doesn't like planes

[tsukuyo-mi]

@adhesive-king || continued from here.

It was already dark out, a bit chilly, even, yet this spot on the roof seemed more comforting than any other place in the building at the moment. There was a bit of a falling out at the dinner table, and he didn’t feel right leaving his classmate alone like that, when something was clearly bothering him.

“I didn’t have to,” he kept looking ahead. “I wanted to.” Now was probably not the best time to throw out some darkly mysterious quotes, so he figured he should just let him vent. “What has you feeling so... Troubled? I’ve never seen you get angry like that before...” Normally when someone was feeling bad, he let them pet Dark Shadow and listened to what they had to say, but with how late it was, letting them out right now seemed like a pretty bad idea.