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this is possibly the worst concussion i’ve ever had

Brain: It’s Sunday. Finally. Let’s write.

Me: But I have to fold the loundry first!

Brain (half an hour later): You folded loundry. Let’s write now.

My: But I have to unload the dishwasher.

Brain (half an hour later): Dishwasher unloaded. Can we write now?

Me: Yeah, just a minute. I should first do this very important work thing I neglected the other day, so it doesn’t all pile up tomorrow

Brain (half an hour later): You did the thing! Can we write NAO?!!????!?!!?!!!

Me: Daughter needs something!

(half an hour later)

Me: We can write now.

Brain: Too late. Fuck off.

This fake sheep fooled Starina for a second. She is so smart yet stupid. She can pod peas but that sheep looked real!

me: ooh i have idea for lore!

brain: don't you have things to do rn?

me: oooh another idea! yippee lets do some research XD

brain: ummm... plz go study

me: wah X3 i have so many ideas. look how many words i wrote, brain!

brain: yes, very cool. plz work now?

me: nope! time to doodle 83

okay but the unexplainable violence towards oneself? metaphorically I want to stab myself a thousand times until I feel alright.

Brain: okay don't look at anything before you sleep cuz you will think it is a demon

Me:ok got it

Me :*looks at chair with clothes on it that looks like a face* oopesie

Brain:WHAT DID I JUS-

They did bob so fucking dirty oh man

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