#poor canada

[ask-hetalia-ivan]

Hey, Ivan. Can I come hang out at your place for a while, eh? America just beat me at hockey in the Olympics. I just know he's going to bug me about for the next two weeks.

-Canada

I am very sorry for the loss. You are more than welcome to stay at my house, Matvey. Stay as long as you wish. We will "talk smack" about America, so to speak.

[cuda16]

[issdisgrace]

If you don’t know Quebec is having wildfires and the smoke from the fires is covering a big area. I live about in the middle of NY and it looks like the world slowly is ending. It is literally yellow out and the air is absolute shit. It smells like smoke and burning wood. It’s crazy. It looks like something from an ARG or a zombie apocalypse movie/show.

Anyway here are some photos of what it is like. Note these are not mine because I could be fucked to go outside to take my own because I have asthma.

[thatsamericano]

Canada: When it comes to three people, America, there's always a favorite. It's just like how England likes you more. 

America: That's not true, and please don't include England in an analogy about my relationship, thank you! 

England: America, lunch today? 

America: No. 

England: Oh, okay. Well, I'll dine alone. 

Canada: See?! 

England: See what? 

America: Canada seems to think you like me more. 

England: Canada, don't be ridiculous! This is exactly the kind of paranoia that makes me wary of spending time with you. 

Canada: I was sitting right here, and you chose to eat lunch alone. 

England: That is simply not true! I didn't see you… At first. 

[askthetomatogang]

Lol poor Canada he's seen some things

Canada- I've seen too many things, things I can't unsee

Romano- How were we supposed to know there were cameras!?

[hetaliatxtpostz]

Canada: ... and that’s why sometimes the way you treat women differently comes off as sexist even though you mean it as chivalrous. 

Prussia: So what you’re saying is that I should also start fights with women. 

Canada: Well... no, actually, I-- 

Prussia: I should be fighting everyone!

Canada: --I think you should stop... fighting so much... that was point number two... 

[sam-loves-fnaf]

Funny(?) Random Hetalia Story Idea

Everything seems to be looking good for the nice and quiet Canadian known as Canada, well he's still semi-invisible to people but hey! At least he's not getting confused for his bro! That's good, right?

Anyway, as a semi-invisible nation, he hears most nations say that he "appears out of nowhere", well usually they only hear him if he's talking to them or speak up in a silenced room. The cold nation doesn't try to scare everyone its not his fault, you can't do anything about it...can you?

Enter the obnoxious, blond...America, the brother to the cold nation he once "appeared" to the American scaring him, though he played it off, and said

"Bro! We need to put a bell on you or somethin!!"

And that's when the chaos started, that idea right there.

The poor Canadian doesn't even know what the American and the now on board nations are going to do to the guy. All because of his invisibility

Do you think a bell collar will look good on the ghost-like Canadian country?

I gave this idea...and I'm scared at where it will go, one can only imagine well I'm not the one making the fiction

[sunnystrikerz]

Tweek looked so scared when he along with other students were running down the hallway. Good thing Craig was with him :3 Also way to go Kyle you caused a nuclear tornado to occur in Canada congratulations