#poor energy

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This is hilarious. How desperate are rich energy to be pulling this bull crap off. As if people weren’t panicking about them sponsoring Aston Martin as it is, then they do this. I really hope they don’t go ANYWHERE near this beautiful team. Although as they keep revealing sponsors, it looks less and less likely and they’ll probably keep most of the same sponsors as last year as Racing Point.

Either way, can someone shut this piece of trash up. I’m sick of seeing his desperation spewed all over the internet.

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Okay so if Mr CEO of poor energy is actually going to make an F1 announcement on Sunday and it won’t be a pile of horse shit. The possible outcomes that have been thrown around are

Haas (fucking dumbasses)

Williams (also fucking dumbasses)

Alfa Romeo (I don’t know which team is dumber)

Aston Martin (this has gotta be the dumbest one yet)

Apparently it’s looking less likely to be Williams so I hope my mans Nicholas and George are safe and Williams haven’t gone on a complete downwards spiral since Claire left. Otherwise I’m calling Claire to come save this team.

I swear to god if this man goes anywhere near Sebastian Vettel or Lance Stroll, papa stroll is taking a serious Bonk to the head. Seb loves red bull too much to convert to drinking that piss water. And surely Lawrence is far too intelligent to do business with this moron. BUT Mr CEO tried to buy Racing Point before they turned to AM and I have a sickening feeling my worst nightmare might come true on this one. PLEASE don’t let the most anticipated F1 team of 2021 turn into a shit show, Seb has lost enough hair as it is from a team let’s not do this shit again lol. (I’m joking I love Seb no matter what he’s my fav driver can u tell but yeah.)

Haas?? I mean I have no words if they’ve ACTUALLY gone into business with this “company” again. I mean come on he owes you 60+ million which he STILL hasn’t paid because he doesn’t have it AND he’s still selling cans with the Whyte Bikes logo on it or paid them for that matter because he can’t afford it? Haas are already the worst team on the grid with Marzipan and his drama do they really wanna be bullied out of F1? Stay tuned for that.

A new one on the cards, Alfa Romeo? I mean I kinda wouldn’t be surprised nobody talks about this team tbh so they gotta have some attention and bad publicity is publicity and I don’t think Raikkonen or Giovinazzi would really care that much about this shit show??

Didn’t even mention them before because it’s beyond ridiculous but there’s been an account made saying Ferrari are there partner for this year and I had to laugh. All their sponsors have already been announced lol.

Either way I am dreading Sunday and I hope to god this is some crappy way of marketing themselves otherwise whichever team has got ALOT to answer for

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Interesting, so I’ve just went onto all the teams websites who are yet to reveal their car liveries.

The only team. where I couldn’t see their sponsors was Alpine. Maybe I can’t navigate the site very well so I will have another try. But what really struck me was Haas.

THEY BARELY HAVE ANY SPONSORS. If you go onto the other teams websites they have plenty of sponsors. Ferrari, Aston Martin, Williams, Mercedes etc. Yet Haas have FOUR.

Here is Mercedes and Haas partners. Bare in mind I couldn’t even get all of Mercedes sponsors on one page. Why am I saying this? If we go back to Rich Energy, they’re constantly seeking attention from all the different teams. They’re constantly going on about a comeback AND they’re always using photos of the Haas car castrophe from 2019. After looking at Haas’ website and the lack of sponsors, I’m convinced if this Rich energy comeback is as legit as what mr ceo is saying. It’s gonna be back with fucking Haas which will be COMEDY GOLD LOL

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So my post on this idiot is kinda doing the rounds on here from yesterday and I’ve just come across this absolute comedy gold from Mr CEO of Poor Energy. There’s a lot to unpack here.

I’ll start off light, add colour to a dreary paddock? Is he okay? Does he need an eye test? His whole brand is literally black HOW does that add any colour?! Not to mention I’ve seen planks of wood with more personality than him. One look at his Twitter and his take on the Pandemic is enough to make you realise this twat thinks being edgy is a personality trait. Make it make sense.

The next thing I gotta pick at is his “return.” Surely if you’re in a sponsorship, you can’t just announce a return to anything if a so called sponsor hasn’t even hinted at your return themselves, I’ve seen no other new sponsors of the F1 teams make constant hints week after week that they’re a sponsor and I think that’s a huge giveaway this literal delinquent has his head so far up his own ass he could lick his nostrils clean, although I do believe the word clean is not known to Mr CEO.

Now this one has to be my personal favourite and I full on WHEEZED when I read this I thought my eyes were gonna pop out of their sockets. “Many fans actually support us.” I had to save this till last because this has to be the best joke of the year so far since Nikita Marzipan. I do not see a SINGLE F1 fan supporting this poor excuse of a company since Haasgate! Where is he being fed this bullshit honestly? Because all over social media the man is being roasted for being an utter moron. Absolute comedy gold from good old William here. If you need a laugh today then let this be your source and to make it even funnier, the article headline reads something along the lines of “Rich Energy CEO wants to stir the pot again.” If that is not a damning headline then I don’t know what is. I think this further proves this imbecile won’t be coming back to HASHTAG F1 anytime soon. Will be keeping everyone updated on this comedy show.

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OF COURSE THEY WERE TROLLING FUCK RICH ENERGY!

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About to lose my shit at 2pm if this Rich Energy shit is real.

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So Mr CEO of Poor Energy was alluding to in his so called “announcement” he was sponsoring a team this year but didn’t say who and it was just a shambles, he even deleted part 2 of his crappy “announcement” many were so convinced it was Alfa Romeo, well, they’ve done their reveal, and it ain’t them; there’s no Poor Energy logo on the car.

What other teams have yet to reveal their Car liveries yet? It definitely isn’t Red Bull, I forgot when everyone was doing their car reveals, can you drop the dates down below.

If any of this is true, which I doubt it is. If it’s Aston Martin I’m burning the factory down. Simple as.

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