#poor freshman

[violetteduck]

This dude legit came into gen psych 20 minutes early and laid on the floor until class started. We only knew he was alive because we could see him breathing

[cedarsongbird]

It smells like Target in here. The popcorn... The disappointment.

Some freshman walking down the hall

[trishmishtree]

Late Night Adventures: Overheard in the library

“I hate [university’s name]. The worst thing they did to me was accept me.”

[annamac1]

It was my child’s first day of high school and she missed the bus at the end of the day.  I hope this isn’t an indication of how her year is going to progress.

[i-can-be-your-ferret]

So i left my chem class after finishing my quiz and there was a group of freshman standing awkwardly by the stairs and they saw me and they got all nervous and were like, can we leave? Are we allowed to go? Do we have to go back in? Is that it? they were so confused. And i was just like...yea you can leave if you're done...and they all looked so relieved.

[whimsycore]

I have a locker buddy and I asked her name today Her name is Nina im sad

[pencilbent]

Im laughing so hard my sister had a friend over and my sister introduced us and today i wore really dark makeup, a burgundy button down, and a black high-low skirt. And I could tell what was going through her friend's head "Evil twin lesbian goth vampire"

[daesneryss]

holy shit today in geometry this chick who i sit by was writing something so i decided to read over her shoulder and be nosy and like i started reading and it dawned on me that I WAS FUKCING READING KLAINE FANFICTION. the only two lines i remember were "ooh, that's a nice whip you got there, blaine." and "mmmmmhh. kinky."

HOLY FUKCING SHIT SHE WAS JUST SITTING THERE WRITING IT IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS AND I HAD TO STIFLE MY LAUGHTER LIKE OMFG.