#poor grif

[texas-hates-taxes-too]

Doc's such a little shit I love him

[zanezell155]

We need a fanfic to fix the RVB promo for the game awards

[beewaggle]

Explain

I used a random word generator to write some short Caboose and Wash friend fics. Words: 1. Copper 2. Explain 3. Ill-fated 4. Truck 5. Neat 6. Unite 7. Branch 8. Educated 9. Tenuous 10. Hum 11. Decisive 12. Notice. Title: Explain Characters: Caboose, Wash, and Grif (poor Grif) Pairings: Gen Rating: G Warnings: None Summary: If you give a Grif a Cookie...

“I can explain,” Caboose said.

Wash highly doubted it, but indicated for Caboose to go on.

“Grif asked for a cookie!” Caboose gestured at the disaster that was their kitchen.

“Alright…” Wash said slowly. “That doesn’t explain everything though.”

Caboose waved his arms. “No! It does! It does! I didn’t have a cookie, so I made him one.”

“Okay…”

Caboose gestured to the three trays of burnt black things, and one tray of semi-cookie looking things.

“He ate some and then he started yelling!” Caboose exclaimed. “And asked for some milk!”

Wash glanced around the kitchen. He noticed Carolina’s ghost peppers mixed in among the chocolate chips and jelly beans. Hmm.

“So you got him milk,” Wash nodded.

“Right!!!” Caboose scratched his head, “But then, he got very mad.”

“And why is that Caboose?”

“He said MILK MILK MILK!!!! So I threw the milk on him.”

That would be the puddle of milk on the floor...

“So then he asked for a towel. He was getting really shouty, so I gave him the closest towel!” Caboose fidgeted.

“Tucker’s private time towel?”

“How did you know?!”

Ew… alright. “Okay so I take it he didn’t like that either?”

“He didn’t,” Caboose crossed his arms defensively. “He is REALLY tough to please! So then he yelled that he needed a bath, so I showed him where the tub is, but then he wanted soap.” Caboose huffed. “He is a very demanding person.”

“Sounds like it,” Wash agreed. “So soap?”

“Yes, well, I did not know where the bubble bath was…”

Carolina had hid it because Tucker had been hogging it. “So instead you gave him….?”

“Laundry soap!” Caboose said. “It’s STILL SOAP!”

Bubbles still oozed out of the bathroom.

“Mhm, that’s reasonable.” “HE used too much!”

“Right, then what?”

“All his clothes were soapy, so he needed clothes, but none of of ours fit Grif so I MADE him some while I put his in the dryer.”

The couch’s throw had a head sized hole in the middle… so that was probably that…

“Had he calmed down?”

“A bit,” Caboose nodded. “He started grumbling. If Simmons was here I woulda thought he was talking to Simmons, like he always does. But Simmons wasn’t there. I had stopped listening. He talks a lot.”

“So the clothes came out of the dryer, but he didn’t go home?”  

Caboose gave him a long suffering look.

“He SAID he was hungry and that I should feed him after all the trouble.”

“After the first cookie?” Wash asked.

“Well I offered him another one, but he said HE would get it himself! Can you believe that?!?”

“I can,” Wash glanced at Grif, still unconscious on their kitchen floor. “So, he slipped on the milk and hit his head basically.”

“Went to sleep,” Caboose corrected. “I put a pillow under his head.”

Grif gave a little moan from the floor.

[arirashkae]

Aaaaaaand now my heart is broken

[forgottenvisionary]

‘Why won’t you just kill me’

[forgottenvisionary]

that

can’t feel good

[apathetic-asshole]

Oh my GOD Omega, you cant just... RvB s13 ep14

First of all, bad Omega, no. Moving away from that, I liked hearing about Maine’s character from the or perspective of Price, as well as his analysis of the Sim soldier’s team work.

It’s nice to see more interaction between Doyle and Kimball, even if it was just arguing and insults (bonus points to Doyle for outing an honest effort into trying to be friendly). Hopefully once they air all of their grievances they can start to work together and prevent the looming civil war and finish the fight with the Mercs.

Also, I’m ready for Sharkface vs Carolina part 2

[femminger]

it's been days, grimmons hasn't taken off his power armor. he doesn't know who's on the inside anymore. also he wants simmons to make a better pizza add something anything like oreas or something is2g.

yes the actual grimmons ship is within one suit that sounds like a good fanfcition

Simmons made him an oreo pizza. Grif is too far gone.

Since I know my handwriting is terrible, here’s the conversation:

“Grif I made you the weird pizza now come out”“Simmons I told you I’m not Grif anymore”“I’m not calling you Sarge.”“But i’m red.”“Grif it’s a mistake. Just come out.”“Who am i”