#poor hashi

[inconveniencedneutrons]

Of course, Hashirama will insist on Big Brother Benefits to try to let Tobirama carry him. (Sadly, to no avail.) The only time when Tobi doesn't complain (much) about it is if he's injured or sick/exhausted/chakra-depleted and there's no choice and he'll be super tsun-tsun about it while Hashirama simultaneously rejoices and fusses. In the meantime, Madara wonders what it'd be like if he got the chance to princess-carry Tobirama like that, because it looks like it would be nice...

ack, sorry, anon, I needed so long to actually figure out what you are talking about XD This is about the tags I wrote under @raendown‘s short story about Tobi baby being carted about by Hashi, right? Wow, my brain, it is full of holes <.<

HAshi should have *all* the big brother Benefits, yes, clearly, why is he not allowed to cart him about anymore, this is a travesty, Mito, Mitooo, Tobi is mean to meeeeeeeeeee! (Mito has no mercy on him, sadly)

The only way Tobi allows himself to be carried is if he is unconscious, and even then it’s a toss up if the offense doesn’t wake him up right away… and oooh, beware the moment he wakes up, by god, Hashi will rue this day, he is gonna drown his whole bonsai collection, just watch him, *hisssgrumblehissssssyoul*

poor, poor Madara, while it may look very nice to be able to craddle hold carry humiliate his crush Tobirama like that, it also looks very dangerous…… well, he is a proud Uchiha, some scratches, Kunai to the kidneys, attempts to electrocute him, all the drowning won’t deter him, he can hold his own against that, it’s a form of affection, after all…  what do you mean this is not a proper courting ritual

[auroramarie7]

I couldn't resist!

[the-grumpy-furball]

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A groan escaped from tobirama lips when the sun hit him straight in the face, he had got drunk with his brother, and the damn sun wasnt something he liked, he curled on the bed  and for one time, tobirama thought of indulging on one of hashirama habits and keep sleeping until the world itself fell apart by himself ” just two more hours…….” he stopped in the middle of his thought, he couldn’t indulge in such frivolities, even if he wanted to keep sleeping there was work that needed to be done

Rushing through the house he found his brother sprawled over the couch snoring loudly, the stench of alcohol coming in waves from the body, if it wasnt for the snores, warm chakra and raising of the chest he would have declared his brother as dead.

A quick travel to the kitchen and he was back with a scalding mug of coffee, the bitter brebaje was a sure way of getting hashirama back on tracks " I apologize for this anija" and without more words he let the liquid go down through the throat of his brother

[skyblueciel]

hashirama your boyfriend is destroying the world are u ok?

[xfenharel]

Again with that infernal giggling. Madara scowls deeply up at Hashirama. "Get off me, damnit, go giggle to hell!" Annoyed him to no end, that. He pushes the man off him and he makes his way to the bathroom, pissed.

He couldn’t help it — it wasn’t like it was his fault that Madara had looked so adorable and it made him giggle….

"H-Hey, come baaaackk—" he calls out, to no avail.