If you thought I wouldn’t find a way to reference Britney Spears in my very serious Honors thesis,
You’d be wrong
Update:
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If you thought I wouldn’t find a way to reference Britney Spears in my very serious Honors thesis,
You’d be wrong
Update:
An assignment I actually wrote on the board this week:
In groups, write 2 sentences (in Latin) using only the vocabulary in your textbook. Make sure to include:
1 irregular verb
1 imperfect verb
5 cases
BEES?
I’ll elaborate in a minute, but I need to stop laughing first.
So I’d originally planned on a 20-minute grammar lesson, followed by a handout to be finished in pairs, but I’d made the mistake of telling this class about Latin Day in April and how we were encouraging them to come to school in costume. All they wanted to do was talk about costume opportunities (and since I would like to keep my job, I had to explain why staging Caesar’s assassination in the middle of the lunchroom would be a Bad Idea), so I shifted gears and decided to channel that creative/social energy into a different assignment.
After lugging them through a condensed version of the grammar lesson on irregular verbs in the imperfect tense, I split them into groups and pulled an assignment out of the air.
The requirements:
Write two sentences in Latin
Use ONLY vocabulary from the textbook
Include at least ONE irregular verb
Include at least ONE verb in the imperfect tense
Include 5 (out of 6, including the vocative) cases
The goal:
To write them on the board for their ‘rival’ groups to translate
They are a competitive bunch, so I knew this would be enough to encourage them to go All Out. But then one student raised her hand.
“Can our sentences be about bees?” she asked.
Bees. I swear this class has a thing with Bees. I hesitated. “There are no bees in your textbook.”
“Yes, but you taught us that word.”
I had, back when this same student had asked me how to say “the bees are suffering” for a kahoot she was writing. Granted, this same student is planning on coming in on Latin Day dressed as Caligula’s horse, so none of this surprises me.
I opened it up to the other ‘groups’. “What do you think?” I asked. “Should we let them write about bees?”
“No,” said one student with a heavy sort of solemnity, looking me dead in the eye. “We should all be required to write about bees.”
As the rest of the class eagerly cheered and nodded in agreement, three things occurred to me.
The word for bee, “apis”, is a 3rd-declension i-stem noun, which they could use more practice on.
They’re going to want to describe the bees, which means they will likely also be practicing noun-adjective agreement with a 3rd-declension i-stem noun, which they could also use more practice on.
This could be flipping hilarious.
And so I added “BEES?” to the list.
The results:
1. apes ingentes Hannibalis ad Romam ibant. Moenia vincunt et Romanis miserum dant.
“The giant bees of Hannibal were going to Rome. They conquer the walls and give misery to the Romans.” In hindsight the noun miseriam would have been better, but still solid. Mentions bees AND misery. Implies an AU where Hannibal brought giant bees across the Alps instead of elephants. Carthage wins the Punic Wars. 10/10
2. Argus ignem sui amoris dare volebat ieiunis, ieiunis apibus. “Arge!” apes dicunt. “Nolumus accipere ignem tui amoris.” Argus desperat et se in mare conicit.
“Argus was wishing to give the fire of his love to the hungry, hungry bees. ‘Argus!’ the bees say. ‘We do not want to accept the fire of your love.’ Argus despairs and hurls himself into the sea.” Descriptive. Tragic. Mentions fire. Has something for everyone. Also 10/10
3. regis magna apis volabat, et volebat occidere regi. “Beeyonce,” inquit, “uxor es. Ama me.”
“The great bee of the king was flying, and he was wishing to kill for the king. ‘Beeyonce,’ he said. ‘You are my wife. Love me.’ ” 100/10 for Beeyonce.
Guys, I’m getting paid to do this.
In The Road to El Dorado there is only really one inexplicable thing within the plot. Miguel and Tulio plausibly bluff their way through or slip out of most situations. However, I’d never figured out why the volcano actually stops erupting when Tulio commands it.
The conclusion I finally came up with is that the actual gods were watching their big entrance go down, and thought “oh, this’ll be hilarious”
The actual reason for this was that the armadillo seen following them was intended to be AN ACTUAL GOD in the original script, but it was scratched during production. You can see during the eruption that the volcano stops erupting the same second the armadillo stops playing and starts paying attention to it. So in summary, armadillo is God, producers decide to not change the plot and leave all the godly armadillo things instead without actually saying that the armadillo is behind it.
AMAZING
So armadillo god looked at them, thought them funny so stopped the volcano and settled in for the show?
Headcanon accepted. Someone give that armadillo some popcorn/ants, he’s gonna need it.
English speaking people: And they lived happily ever after
German speaking people: ...
German speaking people: And if they haven't died, they are still alive today
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Paul Manes (American, b. 1948), Untitled (rain drops), 2017. Oil on canvas, 36 x 30 in.
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So this just happened! Scary clouds passing through Anna, Illinois
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So anyone else here seen “The Mist”? All I could think of when I saw this…
This is so cool can someone explain the scientific phenomena behind this?
Just checked, this is a shelf cloud, a type of arcus cloud that usually signals the coming of severe weather. This is actually fairly normal behavior for shelf clouds, I think it’s just that the video is really close to the squall so it looks extremely ominous.
Here are a few more examples of shelf clouds.
hurting ur friend with a really sad headcanon like
If this ain’t the most accurate fucking thing….
severus in the slytherin common room after calling an assembly: ok level with me, which one of you fucks opened the chamber of secrets? i promise i won’t get mad.
*Slytherins remain silent*
I just laughed at this for 1 minute straight
The easiest way to wrangle cats.
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No you don’t understand. I cannot see yellow or green. I have no concept as to what those colors look like. I have trouble distinguishing dark red and black. I can’t see the shades of other colors well, and overall my entire spectrum is distorted. I want these, at least for a minute.
I want this for my bff pls
since ive seen a bit of confusion on this post a few times, just wanted to note you can buy the glasses at http://enchroma.com/
they’re expensive but theyre available to the public
HEY EVERYONE! Yes these “Colorblind Glasses” are REAL and THEY DO WORK! I got them for my boyfriend last Christmas and he immediately knew what they were. He was so excited to try them on and when he did he was speechless. He was never able to see the colors red/purple or the light pastel colors so when he put on the glasses he was momentary frozen in time because of the new colors around him. He started tearing up and asking what those colors were.
To anyone who has someone in there life that is colorblind I guarantee 110% to get these. They used to be REALLY expensive because they’re still fairly new, but they’ve lowered their price by half since release. There is no better feeling in the world to be able to give the gift of COLOR to those who are the most special to you Its absolutely priceless…
I need these
this is so amazing. i’m not color blind at all, but seeing these people experience color for the first time is so.. beautiful