#poor kakuzu

[hidansblog]

Traveling with Hidan be like

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[foriamproud]

Itachi: *blows the dog whistle at a completely random hr during the day*

Kakuzu:

Kakuzu: *writhing on the ground, literally bursting at the seams as his Hearts run amuck like rabid ferrets*

Itachi: Huh, must be broken *blows harder*

Kakuzu: *agony intensifies, threads are shooting off like angry sewing thread*

Kisame: Nah, kiddo, you're just not trying hard enough--lemme go at it *powerful whistle blow, for he has better-quality lungs*

Kakuzu: *shaking, thrashing, twitching in a puddle of embarrassment and misery* WHAT THE ACTUAL--

Konan and Zetsu, having returned from grocery shopping:

[lilac-bramble]

The more I work on this scene, the less enjoyable it gets for Kakuzu... I am honing the agonising, awkward and uncomfortable for him - I hope he appreciates it.

[ironsaky]

Day 2 - Domesticity

archiveofourown.org/works/27204511

Sumary: Fū iria trazer o namorado para conhecer seus pais e irmãos, Kakuzu estava sofrendo antecipadamente.

Fū would bring her boyfriend to meet her parents and siblings, Kakuzu was suffering in advance.

@kakuhidaweek