Oh. My. GOD. I had to keep the straightest face today in class..it was so hard not to burst out laughing...okay, so a student, blushing furiously, calls me over to his computer. He has the monitor turned to face to the tower so no one can see the screen. Mumbling, he tells me that he was on a website looking up how to do an origami cat creation when this NSFW popup came up and wouldn't go away.
I stare at him, trying to comprehend what he is saying and then I pull the monitor back ever so slightly to see a full window popup for a porn ad with very graphic porn activities going on (animated of course). This poor kid starts stuttering and stammering about how he was on a legit site and he has no idea how this happened. Keep in mind, that the schoolboard is supposed to be blocking risque websites.
Anyways, I can't even close the popup cause it's a total virus that froze the entire browser...it's his computer so I can't even bring up the Task Manager to hard shut it down cause the students don't have access to it, so I had to hard shut off the whole computer. Meanwhile, this kid is almost in tears, his friend is bugging him, asking him what kind of popup it was...and I am trying so hard not to laugh over the utter ridiculousness of the situation. I tell the friend to stop and focus on his work, I get the computer off, and I reassure the student that it wasn't his fault, that he took the perfect steps in the situation, of turning the monitor and getting me so everything is okay.
But wow....what a moment :P