#poor milo

[oyakawa-desk]

He'll talk endlessly while watching the fireworks show broadcasted on TV, to the point that anyone watching with him will get annoyed.

[jeena-says-hi]

Do you think Murphy’s law affects Milo when’s he’s playing video games?

Like if he’s playing minecraft does his sword and pickaxe always break?

Does he never find any ores?

Does he always come across the most op mobs

Does he always spawn in deserts?

Or if he plays the sims, the house always burns down?

[punster-2319]

Whenever Disney’s Atlantis is brought up in a conversation the first thing I always think of is that moment during the climax when Milo tries taking a swing at Rourke:

[books-and-pumpkins]

WE LOVE TO SEE IT

[the-ever-humming-girl]

Modern Women:

[Milo] *jumps back as the figure turns and he sees its Helga. The dress has been traded for a boilersuit the same shade of green as his coat*

[Milo] "Ah..."

[Helga] "Something I can help you with, Dr. Thatch?"

[Milo] "I need to check in."

[Milo] *stares*

[Helga] "You're staring, Dr."

[Milo] "I'm sorry. I don't have much experience with..."

[Audrey] *pauses walking by* "Women?"

[Milo] *stares at Audrey's overalls*

[Milo] "Uh, with... modern women."

[Audrey laughs]

[Packard walks by puffing on her ever-present cigarette] "Well, consider this your crash course, hon."

[ask-blinkous-galadrigal]

"Speaking of Milo. I just remembered this."

"one time after i found a copy of the grim brothers collection of fairy tales."

"I had read it ahead of time but Sasha and the triplets wanted to hear a story from it. I advised against it of course but they insisted."

"I do not remember which one i read.......perhaps it was the candy house one...."

"Anyway. Milo woke screeching and almost gave myself and Aarrrgh a core-attack. When we had gotten to him, he was still screeching, he had wet the nest and kicked Hugo onto the floor."

"It took about 30 minutes to calm him and another hour to get him back to sleep. He slept in my arms that sleep cycle."

"I don't know if it was after this or a different nightmare that he stopped eating sweets for like a week."

[shinyjustwannahavefun]

Milo after a winter break

[kokinu09]

Can we add this to the Milo/Zed fail clips?