#poor oc

[littlemagicalstardust]

[charkyzombicorn]

Can we have garp somehow finding out luffy got married in your selkie au

The selkie that told Usopp that him and Luffy are married in Selkie terms: Please... Please let me go...

Garp: *Mouth full of crackers* Huh? Yeah, we're dropping you off at the next island, I just wanted to know how my grandson was doing

Selkie: grandson..?

Garp: Yeah, the brat with the strawhat

Selkie: Oh! Well - he and his husband seem to be doing well

Garp:

Garp: I have a grandson-in-law..?

Selkie: Uh... Yes? The selkie on Strawhat's crew. Did he not tell you?

Garp: No That Brat Did NOT after I drop you off I gotta circle back so I can knock some sense into that boy

Selkie: Oh I don't think--

Garp: *storming out of the room, tearing up a little* Brat didn't invite me to his wedding, I didn't get to meet my grandson-in-law-- COBY! SET COURSE FOR WATER 7!

[nuitthegoddess]

I have been bestowed with a silly thought

Malleus: Grandmother! I must go see my one true love, but the journey is arduous and long, I musn't be distracted during my endeavors!

Oc, his other grandma: So you want me to stay back and be on Sebek duty so you can go see lover boy?

Malleus: ... If you would be so kind? 🥺

Sebek: HAVE YOU SEEN WAKASAMA?

Oc: *sight* ... Malleus sucks

Sebek: HOW DARE YOU-

Aurelian please appreciate meemaws sacrifice 😔🙏 she has to listen to his lecture till sunrise 😭

OMG FNANFNSNDN OC IS SELF SACRIFICING THEMSELVES FOR MALLEUS TO GO FIND AURELIAN I CAN’T 😭😭😭

[xiaguangmagpie]

Untitled Fic (Star Trek)

Somewhere on Vulcan, my OC is being judged, and this is her response:

OC: *internal record scratch* Excuse me?

Vulcan: You live on Vulcan now. It would be appropriate for you to adopt the Vulcan way.

OC: *not impressed* No, it really wouldn’t.

Vulcan: (Raised eyebrows) ...On what do you base your hypothesis?

OC: *they want to go there huh? Okie dokie, hold my beer* There’s a phrase I’ve heard repeatedly recently, IDIC. That stands for infinite diversity in infinite combinations, right?

Vulcan: yEs?

OC: Uh huh. So I’m a little bit of diversity and now I happen to be in your orbit. To ask me to become something I’m not for the sake of your comfort - at the expense of mine - denies that diversity. There is no reason to deny diversity unless it makes you uncomfortable. Discomfort is dangerously close to an emotion... and emotions are illogical right? So are you really asking me to behave like a Vulcan, which I’m not, for the sake of your emotional comfort, or shall we call it a day?

Vulcan: (total silence, just blinking and twitching)

[hobidreams]

So yoongi DOES have a heart 🤔🤔 now I really wanna see something bad happen to oc to see if nice!yoongi returns asdfghjlkh

me: yoongi does something cute

y’all: HURT OC!!!!!!!!

LMAO im kidding. i understand where you’re coming from 🤣 he does have a heart (or at least he did, once upon a time). will it ever be able to resurface....... hmmmm that has to be seen yet!

[hobidreams]

ok, On one hand, I want to see kingles yoongles suffer, buuuut lil cinamon roll oc doesn't deserve that. Let her run away with some sexy ass cook and have some cute ass kids on a farm far away from the throne - ysa (yoongi suffer anon)

LMAO just be like peace, im out!!! honestly that would be so awful for her though :( it would break her heart to leave him, even if he is a whole ass 😭

[mylittlecrazedpen]

The moment when two days of obsessive daydreaming suddenly reveals a sad plot hole...

[wildernessuntothemselves]

Q for oc ^ do you realise that if you want to be with gyu then you NEED to go back to him now otherwise there will be so many lives lost but if you want to be with tyun then gyu has to be dead otherwise he will keep on trying to pursue on and he will not let anything go in his way

I don't know what to do. I miss Beomgyu and I don't want anyone to get hurt but I also don't want to go back to being just the whore. I want to stay with Taehyun but I don't know if I can handle him being so cold towards me. Am I really that hard to love?

Maybe Beomgyu is lying and he will try to kill Taehyun anyway but maybe he's not and I should go back to him to save everyone...