#poor padme

[starwarsbutmakeitgay]

Everything is fine if you don’t know what’s happening

Drawing for my star wars au :3

Gunna draw Anakin, Leia and Reva next and maybe Luke all grown up in his Sith things

(Not ship art btw padme n fox are strictly reluctant besties)

[amadwinter]

modern au where Obikin are roommates and best friends, but like. They're also them and so most people give them the side-eye when they say that they are roommates.

Cue Padmé, Anakin's new girlfriend, who is a little fed up with Anakin inviting Obi-Wan everywhere (including on what was meant to be dates on more than one occasion). In a fit of exasperation, Padmé unthinkingly accuses Obi-Wan of being gay and in love with Anakin.

Obi-Wan just looks at her calmly. "I'm bisexual, not gay. And definitely not in love."

Anakin doesn't hear the last part, because the first is way too interesting. "You're bi? Would you ever fuck me?"

What Anakin means is, "Do you think I'm attractive?" because he's never thought about having sex with a man, but he wants to keep his options open, and it's best to know ahead of time if another man would even find him attractive, so why not ask Obi-Wan who is, undoubtedly, a man.

But that is not what any reasonable person hears.

[sandsucks]

Sabé: My Queen, what does that Jedi mean to you?

Padme: Oh, Anakin? He’s the reason I wake up in the morning

Sabé: 🥺

[earlier that morning]

Anakin: PADME PADME PADME WAKE UP YODAS COMING AFTER US AND HE’S ARMED WITH HIS STICK

Padme: WHAT

[melty-artz]

𝘚𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘭𝘪𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘴...𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦.

[sxnofthesuns]

the way this hurts 

[allgirlsareprincesses]

Similar themes pervade the Orpheus tales widely told by North American tribes, in which the taboo imposed often seems intended to protect the wife recovered from the otherworld against physical or emotional abuse. Wives who die are thus equated with swan maidens who flee their domestic homes, and in one tale a man who "scolded and beat" his wife all the time caused her to get sick and lose the will to live, dying in childbirth.

In Search of the Swan Maiden: A Narrative on Folklore and Gender by Barbara Fass Leavy

[forcearama]

What I really want to know is this: how high is Padmé's alcohol tolerance???

She’s married to Anakin Skywalker, so. Yeah. I know she doesn’t see him that often, but I have to believe that she and Obes have hit more than a few commiseration happy hours. (She’s tiny, yes, but let’s all agree that she can at least tolerate more than Anakin, who probably has half a white wine spritzer and has to be carried home.)

[lord-butts-a-lot]

attack of the clones but every time anakin stares at padme, careless whisper starts to play