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absolutelybatty

Updated comm sheet! Prices are the same but I wanted to include some newer art.

You can commission me on Ko-fi, or by directly contacting me on tumblr.

PRICES Bust-$10 USD Torso-$20 USD Full Body-$30 USD

Each additional character is half the price of the first, and backgrounds are +$2 USD

#reblogging again for reasons #friend art #art commisions

fuck-customers

#there was this kid that went into the back storage part of my work one time and thank fully i happened to be back there when he did #but he just walked in and stared at me #like IN the room he walked a good fair bit into the room #and i went “...hey...?” and we just stood there for a minute in silence until i said “you're not supposed to be back here”#to which he stared at me for a while longer in silence and then he just stepped out and left #all while he was eating like a squeezy yogurt #anyways parents im gonna need you to actually start watching your kids in public because that could have ended very badly #if someone else was back there with Bad Intentions #alone with that kid

borgevino

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

hellish-undeath

i love medications and swallowing pills #mypebbles

kunaigirl

#mypebbles!!!!

#my pebbles

robertfagden

(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?

lord-butts-a-lot

@absolutelybatty

half-infected-emma

having a friend that’s as insane about The Character as you is great because you can say something like “he’s so chewable” and not only will they agree, they’ll say something equally as insane like “he’s like children’s medicine”

Kaleidoscope? Check. LSD? Check. Sitting in a planetarium under the dome screen with a black hole visualizer playing? CHECKETH

messsssmer

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

fireknightqueelign

thy mother

messsssmer

Art thou for fucking real

liberalsarecool

Deregulation just means a shittier version.

victusinveritas

Different options to cover up your Harry Potter tattoo. I personally favor This Place Is Not A Place of Honor.

the-walrus-squad

Reblog to save a skin.

absolutelybatty

Fetus in a jar fancam

#yeah sure #fetus in a jar fancam

videos-i-didnt-make

soul.mp4

hotvampireadjacent

extrathicccarlwheezer

the gif is even funnier

#me stalking my friends social media for funsies

underratedgrapeju1ce

i'm so fucking over it

underratedgrapeju1ce

they didnt listen, by the way. because of course they didnt. theyre hiding domo ai from the member list and forcing them into private and public servers. use

/ban user:1153984868804468756

to get rid of it.

if you're interested in the Colorful support post i made regarding this, its under the cut. i'm livid.

katana-kitsune

adding this to the list… 🫩 5. 5 bots you have to fucking ban from discord that they added without your permission. What the absolute fuck.

Discord bots you need to ban

1104973139257081909

1288638725869535283

1090660574196674713

1104973139257081909

1153984868804468756

yellowmagicalgirl

Funnily enough, the last two have names.

capn-rattlebones

so does 1090660574196674713

thewrithingsouth

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

thewrithingsouth

iu'm doing this shit when i run into my cat in the hallway

grimeclown

Me when a member of my Cougar Squad returns to my lair with more salacious dirt on one of my many enemies

sunshine-tattoo

homie is this an xmen porno

grimeclown

I see how you could get confused but that's actually me when a member of my Cougar Squad returns to my lair with more salacious dirt on one of my many enemies

blazing-butterfly-inactive

That ace moment when you see an xmen porno Cougar Squad gif and all you can think is "ooh those special effects are pretty cool, I wonder how they did that?"

grimeclown

I did it with my powers.

blazing-butterfly-inactive

You should use your powers to get a helmet that fits better

grimeclown

Wow ok you know what get da hell out of here