#poor red

[a-phoenix-must-burn]

PEENY WEENY.

Birdy Boy- everyone's callin' ya' stinky, yeah?

Is it true?

When's the last time you showered? Have you worked out since then??

HOW STINKY ARE YOU ACTUALLY???

- @military-title-red 🔥

I showered yesterday, love. Sorry to disappoint, but I haven't had the chance to get a workout in yet. Still pretty much squeaky clean.

[totallynotasiren]

tee hee im reverting to my screenplay writing tendencies for this fic im writing :3 stay tuned

[brienneferguson]

Kate Mulgrew as Galina "Red" Reznikov in Orange Is The New Black (S4E01, 2016)

Who's gonna eat at 4:30?

[timeofjuly]

Red: Babe... I'm so sorry. I had a thing with the electrician before

Quinn: OMG Red seriously? ...Would you do it again?

Red: Yeah I'm so s— what

Quinn:

Red:

alfhskakdhajakrha you are so right!!! When I get the time and motivation I think I’m going to write a crack what-if oneshot about what would’ve happened if he’d confessed. I won’t play it straight AT ALL, it’ll be ridiculous and silly.

[mechanical-magician]

#bomb rush cyberfunk

I've been loving all of your brc headcanons and that got me thinking about some other stuff that could be integrated like "Red likes Daft Punk because he thinks they are cyberheads and the rest of the crew don't have the heart to tell him that they're are only masks"

OMG YES. THIS IS CORRECT. THIS IS TRUE.

Poor Red is all excited like

Red: "Guys, I discovered this super sick band lately and their music is legendary!"

Tryce: "aw yeah? Hit me with it, dawg."

Red: *plays "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" on the speaker*

Red: "They're also cyberheads, and it's cool seeing guys like me up on stage! :] "

Tryce:

[skyhawkstragedy]

that just reminds me of when Paloma said “no one cares about Paramount Plus” and then Taylor just goes “I LOVE PARAMOUNT PLUS” like a gun was held to her head 😂😂😂

[soular-lunii]

i think about this sometimes

[huhunder]