Dead Man Approved

Place to go off about my aus because I need to talk without driving my friends nuts when they have no idea what I'm going off about. and for some reason this is the only hell site I feel safe on. Main blog: Paradoxical-hermitcrab so if you get that weirdo responding to you, don't panick, it's the same weirdo. they/them...? and you can jus call me Hermit..

[hermitdrabbles56]

Welcome to the Spaghetti Bowl

After staring at this blank post for TWELVE HOURS let's get this show on the road.

I go by many names but for the sake of simplicity and sanity just call me Hermit or some iteration of that. I go by they/them. and I am essentially a gremlin with so many thoughts that there are no thoughts.

My Ao3 is: HermitDrabbles56

because let's be honest I'm not going to remember to update this every time I post a fic..

Linked Universe AU's

At least the active ones:

The X-Files Boys

BNA Chain

Friendly Fire

Divine Beast (Nothing posted yet)

Monster Fight

Monkey!Twilight

Tender Betrayal

Porcupine!Time (Warning with this tag is some of sonicasura's wereporcupine au may be in there???)

Turtle!Wars

Witcher AU's

Active(ish): Note none of these are posted or talked about....yet..

Sky Pirate Eskel

Witchers and their Dragons (Eskel and Dragon Jaskier)

Depth of a Witcher (Eskel and Jaskier finally meet fic)

A dragon, 2 witchers and a baby

5 & 1 of Eskel having the brain cell

Drinking Songs for the Socially Anxious (Modern AU)

Others

Trollhunters Again

Fandoms And Chaos I Enjoy

This is just...a big cursed list of things that I am good at talking about.....I don't know why I'm doing this but here we fuckin go. Some of these I have binge watched into oblivion some of these I just greatly enjoy.

HTTYD and the subsequent tv shows

Treasure Planet (DreamWorks movie)

Rise of the guardians

Owl house

Tales of Arcadia

Linked Universe

Detroit Become Human

The Witcher (Game/Netflix)

Danny Phantom

Okami

Brand New Animal

Demon slayer

My Hero Acadamia

Godzilla Singular Point

Seven Deadly Sins (Netflix anime but Have not caught up since the third season)

Multiple cop shows just ask and I may know

X - Files

BBC Merlin

BBC Sherlock

Studio Ghibli (theres a handful I haven't seen but I know most..?)

Vox Machina

D&D and Pathfinder

Firefly

VARIOUS ANIMES I'm not a guru or anything but the list is long enough not even I have the time or patience to sort through and input them all

Flight Rising (even if my account is el deado right now)

Love Death & Robots

Stray (still need to finish)

Skyrim

Hellblade: Senuas sacrifice (still need to finish)

Inside job (I'm completely normal about this)

Disenchantment

Pyschonuauts

Dishonored

Good Omens (TV show)

Razias shadow, Hades Town and several other musicals

ANd God Knows What else

[whatcouldpossiblyg0wr0ng]

Oh yeah i pen drawed some rose today. Does anyone wanna see

[mossy-chai-deactivated20230803]

I wan see

[whatcouldpossiblyg0wr0ng]

Flowe

[thatstupidlozfanacrossthestreet2]

HOLY

THATS SO COOL

[whatcouldpossiblyg0wr0ng]

:D

[hermitdrabbles56]

These look amazing!

[strabiart]

The first of my paypal drawing requests! For my friend, Feathery, featuring chubby Hiccup and her friend's OC!

[fluffyyankydoodle]

@hermitdrabbles56

[for-those-who-wait]

Can you give Hunter the soda for me?

I think it would be funny if he passed it around to the rest of the gang like it's show and tell

And everyone gets a sip. They must all partake of the soda

[hermitdrabbles56]

I may be dead as shit

But

I ain't forgotten about yall, and I hope yall are doing okay.

[hermitdrabbles56]

Yo- I found the porcupine!Time au- I love it!! I came across it a long while ago and decided to go and rediscover it! Ughhh I live for feral parenting

🤣🤣🤣 I'm glad!!

[hermitdrabbles56]

YOU

[hermitdrabbles56]

Pokes you

*pokes you back*

[technologyvoid]

*deflates like a balloon*

[hermitdrabbles56]

0Ao

[technologyvoid]

I have become. Pancake

[hermitdrabbles56]

A very flat pancake

[technologyvoid]

Flat and sleepy pancake

[hermitdrabbles56]

Pancake need blanket?

[technologyvoid]

Mmmmmnah I already have one

Hmmmmm

Grabbing you and dragging you into my blanket fort

[hermitdrabbles56]

*flops on you* I am blanket now

[hermitdrabbles56]

Pokes you

*pokes you back*

[technologyvoid]

*deflates like a balloon*

[hermitdrabbles56]

0Ao

[technologyvoid]

I have become. Pancake

[hermitdrabbles56]

A very flat pancake

[technologyvoid]

Flat and sleepy pancake

[hermitdrabbles56]

Pancake need blanket?

[hermitdrabbles56]

Pokes you

*pokes you back*

[technologyvoid]

*deflates like a balloon*

[hermitdrabbles56]

0Ao

[technologyvoid]

I have become. Pancake

[hermitdrabbles56]

A very flat pancake

[hermitdrabbles56]

Pokes you

*pokes you back*

[technologyvoid]

*deflates like a balloon*

[hermitdrabbles56]

0Ao

[hermitdrabbles56]

Pokes you

*pokes you back*

[linked--histories--au]

here have a fairy

[hermitdrabbles56]

HELLoooooooooooooooo ^^)/

Hai! 🤣🤣🤣

How are you?

[hermitdrabbles56]

Nothing quite like being terrorized at 4 in the morning by a massive pregnant wolfspider because your fucking lizard brain decided that sleep was for the week let's just watch d&d podcasts all fucking night

[appendingfic]

How it Must Have Happened the First Time

Strickler: Rule 1, there is honor among assassins

Strickler: Rule 2, THERE IS NO RULE ONE!

Strickler: Rule 3-

Jim: I know this one!

Jim: *kick*

Strickler: *pained* No. That is *not* Rule 3

Nomura: Appropriately ruthless, though.

[squabasaurus]

i had to draw it…

[hermitdrabbles56]

This just made my whole God damn week worth it 😂😂

[hermitdrabbles56]

That hell when you dropped a hyper fixation so hard and so fast you can not remember jack shit of the fic plots you thought of.

Yet the shit you wrote was actually pretty fucking good so it's really irritating THAT YOU CANT REMEMBER