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thinking about concept!luca and his crush in lesbian giulia

like okay “pink triangle” by weezer or smth

SWEAR TO GOD he should get to own that song

#It’s so funny and so sad #He and dipper pines would the best of friends #Nerdy 12 year olds crushing on 15 year old lesbian redheads #poor saps #pixar #luca #Inbox

Can't believe I just overslept the last load of Dracula Daily - but anyway, time to catch up! The captain of the ship Demeter tells us of his journey in a bunch of log entries, which is sweet, but I have a sneaking suspicion that I shouldn't get too attached to him.

They mainly have cargo on board (silver and boxes of earth... why is transporting earth not weird?), crew is kept at a necessary minimum. The journey goes smoothly at first, although I wonder if the Customs officers are smarter than the captain because they seem to be in a little bit of a hurry to wave them through without checking the cargo too meticulously. Takes the crew an entire week and until Cape Matapan (which is apparently the Peloponnesion Cape Tenaro; thx, Wikipedia!) to develop some unnamed anxiety. They cross themselves when asked about it, but won't say much, so the First mate hits them. Lovely. Are we sitting out another violent queer dream here? Nah, the First mate is just aggressively dense.

Finally, one crewman goes missing, and one catches a glimpse of Dracula, so the captain has the ship searched. But, like, the wooden boxes are shut, and there's no way anyone could hide between them! *facepalm* So the rest of the men are much more cheerful after not having found anything worrysome. *more facepalm*

#Dracula Daily #poor saps #but I gotta ask:#until Dracula took his big meal did he crawl into their beds at night taking turns to nibble on them?#bc honestly that sounds like him

If the Charmies are saying that next to Timmy Armie looks like a giant asshole then I admire their candour for once.

#they stepped right in that one #didn't they?#lol #poor saps

Apparently in the new primary universe, Blackout and Novastrike miraculously have their entire families together and no one is dead. It’s beautiful.

Except Grindor, who somehow remembers being dead from OBN and insists on breaking the fourth wall regularly to remind people that he is, in fact, back from the dead. Troll son why.

Oh and apparently Grindor’s bug can’t come back from the dead. Sad face.

#What a strange and beautiful universe #You got all the bots from Nova's youth and daddy Noblespark #All these minicons crawling over Blackout and Grindor #Poor saps #Mod Comments