Just uh, a bunch of stuff I like? Feel free to talk to me. I've got some side blogs so if I follow you and you don't know why check those! [I don't sell/send nudes please don't waste your time asking :D]
im just gonna start blocking (im seeing harry potter shit everywhere. people are actually excited for the new series???)
hi im trans i used to love harry potter but now the creator WANTS MY KIND FUCKING ERADICATED. was it a big part of my childhood but i prefer the lives of my beautiful trans sibling in the uk!!!!
it feels insanely easy to me to not support this. and i was OBSESSED with harry potter from when i could read to freaking freshman year of high school okay???
i guess it's hard if you have no empathy for trans people though. fuck you and get a goddamn job
Me: we got a dog but honestly we already pay pet rent. Just don't advertise we have a dog. And honestly don't fucking tell the leasing office anything, she already doesn't like you since you crawled up her ass about the carpet. We want them to leave our rent price alone
Fiance: I was being firm, I wasn't an asshole. The place was unlivable when we moved in.
Me: yes agreed that's why it was dirt cheap please don't ruin this
6 months later ..
Fiance: I'm going to go complain to the leasing office about the mosquitos in our unit
Me: .... To what end?? It's skeeter season wtf you want her to do about it?
Fiance: they shouldn't be able to get in the house
Me: I'm going to just remind you how underpriced this shithole is. And if you rock the boat we lose that advantage
*fiance walks out the door. I follow after putting shoes on*
Fiance: so the area in front of our unit is usually holding an inch of standing water and it's breeding mosquitoes
Leasing office: uh huh. Well we can call in a guy to bomb the unit but like, you'll have to stay out for a whole day till it clears and y'all have cats right?
Fiance: yeah, is it not possible to like fix the sprinkler? That seems easier
Lease office: I'll ask the landscaping team but I doubt it. Do you want me to send someone over?
Fiance: yeah just let us know so I can put the dog upstairs
Me, walking with him back to our unit: you're paying for the pet rent if she adds a dog to the lease
Fiance: why would she, I've walked by with the dog several times and she hasn't said anything.
*new lease contract shows up, 100$/month higher*
Lease office: please add the papers for your dog when you sign :)
Were you taught how to type on a computer keyboard in school? Include your age/age range in the tags
Yes
No
Voting ended onNov 24, 2023
This is a subject that really interests me because I (28 years old) had computer classes in grade school where learning how to efficiently type was a big focus. As a result I have a very high WPM (words per minute) count.
However, I’ve heard that they started phasing out computer classes in a lot of schools because it’s assumed that kids/teenagers already know how to use a computer in this day and age. But smartphones are more popular than computers now, and as result a lot of Gen Z/Gen Alpha kids are able to text very quickly but their typing skills aren’t as good.
realized today that i absolutely get a little blip of endorphins from posting somethin to discord and immediately seeing 4 or 5 people go from afk/offline to "mobile" long enough to experience whatever bullshit i posted and then go back to afk/offline
i have so much stupid power. i put a dumb post in the general chat and i can summon 5 people and make them groan/eyeroll/giggle and go back to their day
I'm a disaster bi with a weakness for short men and tall intimidating women and one of my coworkers is a 5'8" king with beautiful eyes and another is a 6'2" stern amazonian so you can understand the kind of stress i have to endure every day
My coworker, thinking he's so sneaky stealthy: *turns his head when he rounds the corner down the hall, eyes on me and not where he is going*
Me, able to see things out of the corner of my eye and hear when the door opens: *watching him watch me in the age-old "will-they-won't-they" dance*
Everyone else at work, seemingly clueless: Yeah it's just so cool that you guys became friends so fast! You're both really neat people we're all glad you two hangout!
My coworker, so casual: *walks across the building to use the shop door next to my desk instead of the one next to his office so he can make funny faces at me like every 30 minutes*
Me, subtle as a bisexual train wreck: *just fucking walks to his office and plops down and watches him work sometimes*
Everyone else: We're glad you're around to support ~coworker~ right now, you're so efficient and hard working!
My boss, the only person to catch me slacking off in my coworkers office: Hey go with ~coworker~ on an errand for me. Don't come back for a while.
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My coworker, brooding and pre-caffeine: *comes and drinks his morning coffee in the lobby so we can chat, makes a ton of eye contact, delays doing actual work so he can chat even if it means he has to work through lunch sometimes*
Me, twitterpated as hell: *touches his arm* *touches his arm* *touches his arm* *touches his arm*
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Delivery guy handing me a package: "You smell nice :3"
Me: "Thanks! :3"
My coworker, like five minutes later: "Psh what was that guys deal anyway. I mean, you do smell really good. I like it. But anyway did you think the delivery guy was cute? No? Yes? Oh. Yeah alright."
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Coworker, inebriated: "Can I kiss you on your cheek?"
Me, trying not to actually vibrate out of my skin: "Haha i think uhhh that might be crossing a line we've been tiptoeing, idk if it's a good idea haha."
Coworker, confused and inebriated: "It would.... it would be mutually beneficial. I would get to kiss your cheek, and you would get your cheek kissed, no harm no foul! :3"
Me, losing the fight: "If you think you're getting away with just a cheek kiss you are--"
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My coworker: *sad puppy eyes*
Me: "You said you weren't going to get into another relationship till next year so mark your calendar for NYE."
im head over heels for a guy i met like... 6 weeks ago
hes a short king and it takes all of my self control not to shove him into the nearest wall
like bro stop looking so good and smelling so good and making eyes at me rn im going to explode
i told myself to wait until the new year to do anything, let it slow burn you giant bisexual dumbass
but also i want to bundle him into being the small spoon and shower him with affection and make him experience euphoria like never before
so
thats how im doing
just a giant thirsty person trying not to force my way into this dudes space 24/7
i might have sort of set up a date night with him next week and im like
haha its because we both like cooking its not like that or anything haha we just have shared hobbies that we will be doing together at the same time like cooking for eachother in my kitchen at my house where i will absolutely not be trying to seduce him into my bed hahaha so crazy why would you even think that hahahah we arent making our favorite recipes for eachother or anything or being domestic together and anyways thats totally not catnip for my feelings
when i asked if he wanted to do dinner he was like "im going to need to use your kitchen for like, three hours" and i wanted to literally lick him immediately in response whats wrong with me
I got a job, which was dope I was so anxious I would never get back in the work force. Then I learned the whole office is full of interesting chill people and I was like wtf am I dreaming???
Then!! After only two weeks they were like "you're being underutilized at the front desk let's promote you" and I was like ????!!? Ok when will the other show drop 😅
Wellp. Realized yesterday I ABSOLUTELY have a crush on my coworker. And I refuse to date within my job- I need this career. Need it.
IDC if he's cute and charismatic. He JUST got out of a long-term relationship and is working through shit. Bad! Someone bonk me w a newspaper pls
