#poor simeon

[witheredapple]

Simeon: I don't always understand Levi’s texts

Simeon: He says they're still waiting in line, and "it's allz good." "Alls" with a "z”

Simeon: Then a box with a question mark inside, another box with a question mark, another box with a question mark, another box with a question mark, another box with a question mark, and yet another box with a question mark. Then a box with a question mark.

Simeon: What does that mean?

Luke: It means you don't have emojis on your phone.

Simeon:

Simeon: What’s an emoji?

[leviathanprotectionsquad]

Simeon, entering the House of Lamentation : Can anyone tell me why did I just saw Leviathan chasing Mammon with a sword, screaming “For the glory of Rome”?

[mammonspeanut]

Simeon finds a closed jar with a ruri-chan figure and some liquid in it. He takes it to the dining room where all the brothers, MC and Solomon are sitting.

Simeon confused: Hey guys look what I've found. There's a figure in it. Kind of neat guess there is too much glue in it though.*Puts it on the table*

Everyone at the table looking at Leviathan:

Solomon *soft whispers* : Simeon, no.

[obeyme-addict]

I love Simeon but it took my dumbass 3 weeks of me playing to realize he wasn’t a girl and I still feel bad 6 months later.

I’m sorry bb 🥺

[lucifer-please]

Yeah, come on,

what could possibly go wrong?