Obey Me! Crack

I'm quite possibly the most inconsistent person I know.

[obeyme-addict]

Thinking about how everything that happens within the first 20 lessons is such a small span of time like what the fuck.

Honestly, the entirety of MC's life span is just a blink of an eye to the boys like they are millenia old. It makes me kinda sad tbh cause like 🙁 MC fixed all this shit and like this is all just a brief moment in their incredibly long lives and yeah MC made a lasting impression but also when they die the boys will feel like so little time has passed and ☹ sad hours commencing. THEY HAVE SO LITTLE TIME WITH MC IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS 😭😭 This is my villain origin story bc what the hellll

[obeyme-addict]

MC's human roommate: MC? I heard several people talking?? Who were you talking to?

MC: Uh, no one, just watching TV!

Roomate: Oh, okay.

The Boys (excluding Luke) in MC's Closet:

[obeyme-addict]

Okay but imagine a college student MC who was literally one day away from dropping out. Like they were going to do it the next day.

MC: What the HELL.

Diavolo: Well it's actually called The Dev-

MC: I was gonna DROPPOUT. You're telling me I have to be here for a YEAR?! WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU ASK FIRST???? I think I'mma gonna cry-

Lucifer: Please don't-

MC:

[obeyme-addict]

I remember watching Avatar the Last Airbender for the first time when it came out on Netflix and finding out my MC, Kya, has the same name as Sokka and Katara's mom. It was such a surreal moment, especially since I made it up on the spot when I first started playing obey me. I just really wanted a K name and kept spitting out random names and made a weird exasperated sound and hence forth came Kya, my beloved baby.

[obeyme-addict]

Actual Scene W/O Context

MC: Breakdown Levi's fucking door Mammon, we don't have fucking time for this.

Mammon: Damn... Like, I'll do it, but damn.

OR

MC: Maybe we should wait for him to just open the door. He is upset...

Mammon: I'M GONNA DO IT. I'MMA MCFUCKIN' BREAK THIS MCFUCKIN' DOOR.

[obeyme-addict]

Lucifer: Don't stick your head where it doesn't belong MC!

MC: What are you, my DAD? I asked for a daddy not a father MOTHERFUCKER.

Lucifer:

[theaspers]

idk who needs to hear this but lucifer likes being told what to do

[nada-7]

no one is too busy, you’re just not a priority

[butchboy]

this is not true. hate bullshit like this, other humans are not here soley for your entertainment/companionship, loved ones wont always be there when you need them most, doesnt mean they love you any less. they have their own lives & feelings & every action of theirs is not a slight towards you or, g-d forbid, a judgement of ur worth. I get everyone has insecurities and mental tribulations but this type of thinking is just self-sabotaging ur self-worth & relationships.

[obeyme-addict]

Bruh I literally won't talk to anyone for months because I'll be too anxious to or depressed or even just too swamped with work and school, then people who act like OP make me wanna talk to them even less. Period. It's not black and white, there are reasons for things.

[ankle-beez]

trump's gonna make a callout post

[nerdymetalhead]

Can we talk about how many of his ads have emojis in the thumbnail? It feels so boomerish.

Like look at this.

[alfairy]

What is even happening rn

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

Are you kidding me???

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

america isn’t real

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

NA KEKW

[thatspectacularpigeon]

I see these so much and I die inside everytime

[obeyme-addict]

Bro y'all forgot my personal favorite

[officialrung-deactivated2020010]

new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want

[obeyme-addict]

Mammon: ( ᵔᗜᵔ)💵

Lucifer: (ಠ╭╮ಠ)

Mammon: 💵 ─=≡Σᕕ( ⚆ᗝ⚆)ᕗ

[obeyme-addict]

Hi it's 2 AM and I just wanted to tell y'all about how I'm thinking about bald Luke and I want you to suffer with me.

[obeyme-addict]

Levi: Admit it, you stole my Ruri-chan body pillow.

Mammon: No.

Levi: You sold it online for grimm you greedy asshole!

Mammon: You calling me a liar?!

Levi: I ain't calling you a truther!!!

[obeyme-addict]

MC, literally vibrating:

Diavolo: Are they alright? Are humans supposed to do that?

Lucifer: They drank 32 cups of coffee because Mammon dared them to. They haven't closed their eyes in 3 days.

[obeyme-addict]

Not to be over dramatic or anything, but I'd die for Beelzebub.

[obeyme-addict]

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[obeyme-addict]

Do you think Solomon would turn my blood into glowstick juice if I asked? I wanna GLOW baby.