// I'm laughing at the thought of Simon unfortunately painting himself as being some wild, reckless, heart-breaking rich kid because he refuses to explain some things, the stories he tells tend to be about that time he got drunk and did something stupid, and everything else is out of context. No, he insists, his life on Osiris was disappointingly tame and dull, full of small talk, lecture halls, and emergency rooms. Except, he still refuses to clarify that one thing, his friends on Osiris managed to get him to do silly things, and once he had four girlfriends in three months.








