#poor tilly

[nakamopapina]

(Mayor Kosmoceratops housed the conductors and Tilly for the night in his mansion)

Tilly: Mayor Kosmoceratops, why are there so many perverts in your mansion?

Mayor Kosmoceratops: Wha- well, what do you mean? Like just- my- my guests?

Tilly: They’re in the walls, they look through the eye holes, and they stick things through the holes.

Tricia: They’re peeked at us while we were sleeping and changing our clothes.

Sonny: Yeah, they’re under the floor boards, they took the door off, they looked at us while we were changing!

Thurston: They tell us they got ‘sausage’ for us *sounds disturbed* but it’s not really sausage…

[incorrect-culmets]

Tilly: Paul why are you naked?!

Paul: i don't have any clothes

Tilly: [opens closet] you have shirts, socks, ties, hi Hugh, pants

[bodiedhorror]

sometimes u just wanna write a drabble abt how horny a character gets at the thought of being dissected. it’s fine.

[charlietheskonk]

yay halloween!!!  also, because i’m the worst :D

heeheehurrrhurrhamhamhaaa

[mistermxrgan]

feelings on Tilly?? I don't see many people talking about her :(

Send my muse anons about their relationships.

"Ah Tilly. I miss her, hope she's doing alright. She's a good woman. She's like my little sister, I feel inclined to protect her, but I know she's tough. Don't let her looks fool you. "

[landofalwayswinter]

🥺

[the-c4ts-pajamas]

Wow, so many of the comments on Seaworld's facebook posts since they announced that Tilikum is sick are about him. "Where's the update on Tilikum..." "Hey Seaworld, how is Tilikum? We care so much about him." "What is Tilikum's shape? Is he passed away?" "Please let Tilikum be with other orcas as he is dying." etc, etc. And of course, every inquiry has been responded to with the same generic two-sentence answer from Seaworld.

[nascostoinpienavista]

Oh Tilly.