#poor zoe

[thedeathofthelamb]

what did I miss in canon that's got you all writing Zoe the dog as having a "delicate health"?? istg it's like the tenth time I've seen this in fics lol

[jonny-versace]

"You can't be gay! How can you be gay, I'm not!" Chris LMAO

[lioras]

If I had a heart for everytime MC's mind went to the gutter this premier, but alas, can't blame her

[aacelvar]

I love Inktober

You know after the shit they get I think they deserve a rest. ESPECIALLY WHEN THIS BLONDE JERK HRJSOWJFITHEKALSKTDHF

[sugden-dingling]

watching 1995 Emmerdale sure is entertaining

[deh-vines]

Young Connor: [swimming in a fish tank]

Young Zoe, screaming: WHAT THE—I’M TELLING MOM! I—I’M SO TELLING MOM!! THAT’S MY FISH TANK YOU’RE NOT A FISH GET OUT OF MY FISH TANK

[octolord]

i love how jack from RE7 says " im no killer, neither is marguerite nor my son" and then adds "or even zoe here" as shes sitting right behind him

[angel-starbeam]

Zoe went "Not all men."