#popseeko

[someone-online]

Kara: Hey Owen! 😃

Owen: Hey what?

Kara: Are you ready? 😃

Owen: For what? 😮

Kara: To pop! 👐🏼

Owen: Pop what? 🤷🏽‍♂️

Kara: Pop! See! Ko! 🙌🏼

Owen: My hands are high! 🙌🏻 My feet are low! 👇🏻And this is how I pop see ko! *does the Macarena*

Kara: His hands are high! 🙌🏼 His feet are low! 👇🏼 And this is how he pop see kos! *does the Macarena with him*

Both, doing the Macarena: Pop!! See ko!! Pop! Pop! See ko!! Pop!! See ko!! Pop! Pop! See ko!!

[andimthedad]

My hairline’s high, my IQ’s low, and this is how I pop-see-ko!

Luke, age 12, revising the lyrics to this Koo Koo Kanga Roo video:

Both my kids have teachers who play this video as a class break, encouraging the kids to stand up and get a little exercise.

Mostly it just provokes snark from my son. His revised lyrics may be specifically referring to Neil, the poorly-greenscreened guy on the right. Sorry, Neil. Take solace in the fact that almost everything provokes snark from my son. (Also, they’re all poorly greenscreened. That’s part of the schtick.)

Luke must not totally hate it, though, because he does sing it from time to time when he's in a silly mood. Nicely done, gentlemen. Even when they hate you, they love you.

[quietlee]

Ryan: Hey Bryan!

Bryan: Hey What!

Ryan: Are you ready?

Bryan: For what?

Ryan: To pop!

Bryan: Pop what?!

Ryan: POPSEEKO!

Bryan: My hands are high my feet are low and this is how I pop-see-KO!

Goddammit, Maya.

YoutubeKids has some goddamn gems.