#pornwarts

[gleerpconfessions]

Pornwarts was one of the best roleplays around and it hurts me daily that it's done.

[gleerpconfessions]

I miss Pornwarts. It was such a fun group and even though it died years ago I still talk to most of the members. So many fun things happened, like that rescue mission that turned into one giant sex innuendo, Finn's constant denial that magic existed, the genderswap fairy, and Harry's mermaid fetish. I'll always have such fond memories of RPing there.

[vagabondwrites]

◘ lol pw

Hey man, it's me. Finn. I know that's not really who you're expecting to call and all, and to be honest, I'm not really sure why I'm calling you. I just need some guidance, I guess. How could you take care of all these people for so long, dude? I'm not sure if I can do it like you did... and I guess I really respect you for that, even though I never really said it. I mean, how could I? We were like mortal enemies or something. Or at least that's what I thought we were supposed to be. Sounds a little stupid right now. I promise I'll try to take care of everything, though. So far everything's good. Considering what happened that is. Rachel cries a lot, but that's not really a surprise. She misses you. You can just see it in her eyes... but she's good, I mean, she's strong. I promise I'll help her through this. Well, Kurt will. He won't leave her side since it happened. The kids are good too. Hannah and I like to babysit them from time to time. She thinks Harrison needs glasses but I'm pretty sure she just really wants to get some kid glasses for her collection... Anyway. I guess I just called you to say that everything's alright, and we're all trying to move on. Apparently that's what we do around here. Take care, dude.

[pbrps]

"All monsters are human." (Pavtana)

Santana rolls her eyes so hard she thinks they might be damaged. "That’s the dumbest thing I have ever heard you say, Pav. And I’ve heard you say some pretty dumb shit. The woman wears pink tweed. No human does that. She is not human. I swear she’s just evil incarnate.”

[iadoredelano]

Can't reblog all the posts so I made a chat post

Finn: Grilled Cheesus really helped me a lot.

Kurt: Who the hell is Grilled Cheesus? And why do his parents hate him so much they named him that?

Finn: Oh no, that’s my sandwich…

Kurt: …..You mean that moldy thing in the back of the fridge?

Finn: Yeah! Exactly

Kurt: Carole and I cleaned out the fridge yesterday. Your god is in a dumpster somewhere. Sorry

Finn: .... You threw Grilled Cheesus away?

Kurt: You realize God and Jesus aren’t the same thing right? Whatever, it’s not important. I threw the gross sandwich thing out. What did you expect me to do with it? Pour some Chemical X on it and let it become a Powerpuff Girl? Because I’m pretty sure it was alive.

Finn: Yeah, I know. Cheesus is only the name…I can’t believe this, Kurt. It was my sandwhich. It had my name on it. It has to be somewhere in the trash…

Kurt: But today was trash day

Finn: This can’t be happening (insert "I hope you step on a Lego" gif)

Kurt: Are you done now, or should I watch out for legos when I leave my room?

Finn: I don’t know. I have to make another one. I have to.

Kurt: Good luck with that. I’ll take one of your defect sandwiches. Also, if you make a Gaga’d Cheese, can I have it? Maybe if I pray to it, it will sing to me.

Finn: This is a joke to you?

Kurt: Finn. You need a sassy gay friend for a minute. Let me do the honors. What, what, what are you doing? Look at your life. Look at your choices. You’ve been praying to a moldy grilled cheese sandwich for years. That’s the kind of thing you do once, when nobody’s around to see you, and then never admit to anyone. Ever. It’s like a designer scarf. It’s really cool at first, because I’ll admit that it’s kind of cool your grilled cheese sandwich once looked like Jesus (although I couldn’t tell through all that mold), but after a while it gets old and has to be thrown out. Now go to the mall, buy yourself a new scarf, and get over your sandwich.

Finn: You don’t understand. He’s not just a sandwich… he was a friend.

Kurt: So apparently, this Sassy Gay Friend moment is not over. A sandwich is no more of a friend than a diary. And you know who’s best friends with their diaries? Emo kids. Snap out of it, Finnocence Hudson, and find some respect for yourself. How long have you been treating a sandwich as your friend? What about your real life friends such as Q, myself…um…everyone else. Think about your real friendships, Finn.

Finn: My real friends left me alone in Lima for years, Kurt.

Kurt: I know you got totally shafted in all of that, but what were we honestly supposed to do? There wasn’t a school like this one in Ohio. Or anywhere in the United States, for that matter. I’m sorry you feel that way about it though.

Finn: Whatever Kurt. It’s fine.

Kurt: So are we done praying to sandwiches?

Finn: It’s not like I have extra Gods on the kitchen I could pray to =/

Kurt: Good. Now do you understand why that’s a good thing?

Finn: Maybe

Kurt: Great, and stop acting like a two year old.

[vagabondwrites]

Cory Monteith & Victoria Justice

[vagabondwrites]

Noah Puckerman & Hermione Granger

[angelsinvestigations]

RP Meme 10 OTPs - #4 Finn Hudson + Hannah Puckerman

"Yeah, it seems that you are. Sneaky little Finn. " "You are the first person to ever call me little, Hannah."