#porthoses

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porthoses replied to your post:the OG otp harryhermione :))))

ahhhhh, perfect. saves this post for a rainy day.

:DDDD

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the OG otp harryhermione :))))

:DDDDDDDD YES

collects rocks: honestly, i kind of see both of them doing this. hermione would collect gems and crystals to study their magical properties, etc. etc. and i feel like harry, as a child, would have collected cool-looking rocks, since he didn’t really have toys or anything, and that would be a habit he’d keep as an adult. especially after the events of deathly hallows, when he’d see small, black stones that remind him of a certain walk he made into the forest, family by his side…

takes pictures of the other while they’re asleep: harry. he thinks hermione is beautiful when asleep. bathed in the light of early morning, the lines of her face soft, no stress or frustration or worry in her features, at peace. (hermione hates it, of course; she’s a confidant woman, but sometimes she remembers being 13 and self-conscious about her frizzy hair and large teeth.)

gets drunk and breaks shit: harry is a messy drunk. he has so much pent up emotion and trauma, that he tends to get angry or weepy & has manic moments where he desperately needs to climb up the side of the building or leave everything behind and run into the woods. ron is generally in charge of harry on these nights, but luna is the best for talking him down from his stupider stunts. and hermione is always there to fix whatever he breaks - she’s always had a knack for the reparo charm. 

can’t swim: harry came to hogwarts not knowing how to swim. the dursley’s would never have taken him to a pool/beach and certainly would have never taught him. he probably watched and learned a little at the weasleys’ the summer before his second year. i like to think that ron and hermione eventually took him to the black lake one nice may day after exams and actually taught him, but knowing harry he just sort of figured it out all by himself.

remembers to feed the fish: hermione. obviously. (though harry would probably remember as well, hermione definitely has a schedule.)

puts up Christmas decorations in November: harry, probably. hermione would be too busy with work to really think about it, and i feel like christmas just holds so much more meaning for harry. he’d get- not so much excited, but anxious for christmas time, and end up decorating early on a whim. hermione would chastise him, because honestly harry it’s a month away, but the next day he’d come home and there’d be a magically-evergreen tree sitting in the living room, ready to be decorated. 

sends inappropriate texts and SnapChats while the other is in a meeting: lol harry. he’d do it once on accident, trying to sext without realizing that hermione is in a veryimportant meeting, but her flustered, frantic responses (and her angry-yet-turned-on expression when she gets home from work) goad him into doing it again and again, on purpose. 

makes Sims just to drown them in the pool: hmm. i feel like harry would do it for shits and giggles, but hermione would do it for stress relief. like, that stupid shit at work is driving her crazy and questioning everything she does? DROWN FUCKER DOWN

brings the other coffee at work: harry. hermione works too hard and too long and forgets that humans need sleep, magical or not, so harry comes by with coffee when she works late. he’s known her long enough to know not to try to convince her to stop. just brings by coffee and maybe some food.

takes gym locker room selfies: harry, maybe. i can’t really see either of them doing this, but harry probably thinks he looks best after playing quidditch, all sweaty and wind-swept. (he IS his father’s son, after all.)

signs them up for tennis lessons and a salsa-making class: hermione. all of their “together time” in the past has been in classes and plotting to overthrow voldemort. they will be a normal couple who does normal couple things, for merlin’s sake! 

forgets to charge the other’s iPad and leaves it dead on the coffee table: harry. because he’s a dumbass sometimes. luckily, hermione has a millions chargers and always has one with her. (because he’s her dumbass, and she’s nothing if not prepared.)

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porthoses said: omg i feel you on the terrible…uni stuff? bc if so, I FEEL YOU. hahah, can you imagine us in 2016 when we all die bc bucky and steve found each other? I CAN’T BE ON THIS SITE ON 2016…but i probably will smfh.

yeah i'm drowning in essays rn. it's that time of the semester when everyone's kind of dying, but this week is just the worst of the worst for me haha D:

oh i know i really want to be off this site by then but we all know that's not gonna happen. i won't be able to handle that reunion it might actually kill me. i just want them to be happyyy

porthoses

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porthoses said: UGH, GOOD LUCK. also i really need to stop going through your blog, and getting all these buckysteve attack of feelings <333

thank you!!! <3 everything is kind of terrible right now, but i have coffee and christmas music, so i will prevail! 

no don't stop porthoses my stevebucky tag is a magical place full of sunshine and rainbows and only happy feelings (hahahahaha right)

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porthoses​ said:

exactly! tbh, it’s so silly how much i enjoy celebrity juice, but at the same absolutely hate the running gag of constantly ‘bantering’ about the girls’s looks, ironically for different reasons.

yeaaaaaaaah, i love it too (and through the keyhole) but it's kinda...apparently they're usually pissed off their faces doing juice, which might explain why keith's constantly harping on that same tack (so holly's boobs are too big and fearne's are too small???? why can't women EVER WIN)

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porthoses replied to your post:

YEAH. I JUST. like i feel like most brit tv female presenters already get enough flack as it is. see: holly willoughby. and they have to roll their eyes and laugh bc it’s not that serious!!

yeah, i love holly willoughby to bits... i feel like the holly willoughbooby thing keith lemon does is a bit different because they're friends irl and they get to tease each other in ways outsiders don't? but even then it gets old fast when it's a running 'joke' on a tv show. but all those people complaining to itv that her dresses were too low so she had to change how she dressed???? ughhhh. and then all the 'when is she ever not pregnant' jokes. they aren't funny

i just - she's such a good presenter and she just seems so lovely and likeable, and it's a travesy that women cannot exist in public without people hating on them or making physically/sexually invasive jokes/comments

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porthoses replied to your post:

were you told that the water we drink goes through the human 7 times myth too? i’m still praying it’s a myth…

yeah, i was told that one too! as far as i can gather, it's a misunderstanding that arises from the idea that water you spit back into the sink after, say brushing your teeth, goes back into the system - but water is so heavily filtered before it ever reaches anyone else that it's basically not 'other people's dirty water' by the time it gets to you