(based on the headcanon Poseidon was waiting at Ithacas shore for 8 years)
Hey uh, Poseidon, I know you’re waiting here to ice Ody and his crew when they get here but um…it might take him a while…
so you see Ody decided to be a merciless bastard, kinda killed his crews morale, and so he got mutinied, but y’know, the crews lost hope, so they aren’t trying to get home anymore, and they stop at Helios’ island, and get this, they KILL one of his cows, in a mix of suicidal hunger and just normal group suicide, and so they get confronted by your brother and stuff, and after playing his theme song and stuff he makes Ody choose between himself or his crew, and you can probably guess what that bastard chose
so yeah now he’s stuck on Circes island, so unless ya wanna go through the hassle of getting him out to kill him, maybe just go back home, commission your son a new eyeball or something
[Plain text: Poseidon: You DARE try to tell me what to do with my time, mortal?! Poseidon: Psh, I’m sure he’ll be close to home soon..]