Thanks to the lovely @blitzy-blitzwing (Thanks thanks thanks 💕) for this comic commission of Odysseus' arrival at the Hazbin Hotel after saving Charlie ^^
(this take place after her meeting with Adam)
After centuries in Hell witnessing the worst of humanity, it's understandable that he doesn't have enough confidence to give his real name.
Heartbreaking concept: Penelope thinking up the challenge years in advance once it becomes clear the suitors won't leave without a marriage, specifically thinking of something Odysseus can do, with the axes, sitting at the end with the assurance that she will die if they succeed, and having Telemachus trained to use his father's bow specifically from a young age. Initially she doesn't say anything about her true intentions but one he reaches like 15, she explains that if she ever issues the challenge then she expects him to complete the challenge, including killing her, and taking up the throne
Ok. This is the first time in a long time I asked someone for something on Tumblr.
What if the Housewardens/dorm leaders found out that Female MC is the daughter of the goddess of Love and Beauty. Aphrodite!
I’ll totally understand if you don’t feel like doing this. I’m like so nervous. ;-;
Your little high and mighty
✦fem!reader
✦characters: dorm leaders
Riddle Rosehearts
Riddle was already struggling with how effortlessly you turned heads. You were always so graceful, eloquent, heart-stoppingly lovely… and he hated how flustered he got in your presence.
But when Crowley casually mentions your divine heritage during a Housewarden meeting, Riddle nearly drops his teacup.
“A-Aphrodite?! You’re her daughter?! That’s why everyone becomes irrational around you…”
He goes red to the tips of his ears.
He spends the next week rereading Every Magical Law About Deities & Demigods, trying not to look at you too long or think about how good you looked the last time you smiled at him.
Eventually, he admits to himself
“It makes sense. You’re love incarnate… no wonder I couldn’t help falling.”
Leona Kingscholar
He always knew there was something dangerous about you. The way you walked, spoke, smirked at him, everything about you screamed temptation. He told himself you were just annoying.
But when Jack slip your parentage after accidental.
Leona stares. Blinks. Scoffs.
“Makes sense. Aphrodite’s kid, huh? Guess that explains why every guy in this school loses their damn mind around you.”
He acts cool, but the knowledge kills him. Now every time he looks at you, he can't help but imagine you lounging on some cloud in a silk robe, dripping in divine perfume.
He starts avoiding you.
…Only to later press you into a wall with a growl:
“Tell me right now, herbivore—did you use your mom’s powers to mess with my head, or is this just how you are?”
Azul Ashengrotto
Azul always prided himself on control, charm, and strategy.
So why did he fumble words every time you got close? Why did the lounge fill to bursting on days you worked a shift there?
Then one night, Floyd lets it slip:
“Shrimpy’s a demigod~! Her mama’s that hot love lady~!”
Azul spills his drink. His first reaction is panic.
“Does this mean I signed a business contract with a goddess’s daughter?! Oh Seven…”
He spirals. Hard.
But once he calms down, it all clicks—your allure, your emotional intelligence, your strange way of getting even the most stubborn eel to obey. Eventually, he shyly pulls you aside.
“I… I hope you don’t think I treated you differently because of your heritage. It’s just… you’ve always been radiant.”
Idia Shroud
Idia almost short-circuits. He learns about your divine heritage through an obscure, outdated wiki link Ortho finds—and immediately spirals.
“This is a love interest route I’m not leveled for!! She’s literally part of the Olympic pantheon!”
He becomes too afraid to talk to you, convinced you’re out of his league. He avoids eye contact, stammers more than usual.
Eventually, you confront him with a smile and a soft,
“You don’t have to treat me like a goddess, you know.”
He turns neon pink.
“T-Too late! You’ve already unlocked my heart’s hidden event!”
Malleus Draconia
Malleus is intrigued. A goddess’s daughter? A being who understands the weight of lonely legacy?
He’s not threatened, he’s fascinated. Your aura has always glowed in ways beyond the human, and now that he knows why… he feels closer to you.
“Daughter of Aphrodite… I wonder, does your magic rival mine?”
There’s a strange kinship in your connection now, two ancient bloodlines drawn to one another.
“I, too, know what it means to live among mortals, yet never truly be one of them.”
And when he next kisses your hand, it lingers. Reverent.
“Let us walk this strange mortal world together, my radiant deity.”
Kalim Al-Asim
Kalim is the most excited of all. When he finds out from Jamil (who knew, but definitely didn’t want to say), Kalim literally gasps and nearly trips over himself.
“That’s AMAZING!! No wonder you’re so kind and beautiful! Your mom’s literally the goddess of love?!”
He starts calling you “goddess” playfully, and showers you in compliments and gifts.
He never treats you differently, but he’s constantly in awe.
“Can I ask what love magic feels like? Do you sparkle? Is there, like, a divine aura?”
The truth is… he’s always been in love with you. He just didn’t realize how fitting that was until now.
Vil Schoenheit
Vil suspected it.
No mortal girl should have skin that glows without highlight or lashes like that naturally beautiful. You were natural perfection, and it irritated him—until it fascinated him.
When your divine lineage becomes public? He’s quiet for a long moment, then simply says:
“So. You’re Aphrodite’s daughter. Hmph. I suppose. It’s explains a lot.”
He plays it off like it doesn’t affect him, but he’s watching you more closely now—studying you. Trying to understand how you walk that fine line between allure and divinity so effortlessly.
Eventually, he pulls you aside.
“Let’s have tea. I want to know more about your mother’s beauty rituals… and you. You fascinate me, potato.”
