#post sburb

[soggedupfrog]

Really messy set of post sburb designs, they kind of ugly but i need to get them out here im crazy

[sweet-cuddlebug]

My post-game gamtav dynamic 👉👈

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[ninjaturtlecosmo]

*Dave and Karkat are on a date on Earth C*

Karkat: So..... you like wine?

Dave: Only red.... B) The hottest color.

Karkat:...... Like my blood color......

Dave: Exactly B) *slowly sips his wine, maintaining eye contact with Karkat the whole time*

Karkat;*his jaw drops, and his eyes go wide like saucers*....................

[bookobsessed1412]

So, the kids and trolls win the game, enter universe C, and find themselves back on their respective planets, with their respective guardians/lusii all alive again(with the human guardians being siblings. Which means jane’s dad and John’s dad were cousins, because nanna and poppop were siblings, so it would be weird if their son(s) was/were the same person. Fuck. I wanted them to be the same person.) and they all remember both lives(the players have the memories of their new lives too). Also they’re all gods now, even the ones who didn’t reach godtier in the game. And the ones who went insane and/or evil (if you even want to keep them going evil and not just change it so they didn’t go evil) have turned good again and had redemption arcs and whatnot (whether they went evil in the first place because of mind control/brainwashing/mind manipulation or not), and Gamzee is back to being moirails with Karkat (if they ever stopped in the first place)(cause dammit I really like gamzee and i love gam<>(and/or)<3kat. Also, creepy-but-good gamzee is just as cute as original-nice-kind gamzee, so you can have him be either one).

Anyways. They still have the ability to communicate with each other over the internet or whatever even though they’re, like, galaxies away from each other or something. Probably a reward from the game. And they still have their sylladice even though they don’t exist in the new universe. And they have the ability to shift between troll and human forms. They also have the ability to switch between the two planets. Probably via transportalizers, which they have the ability to create.

So. With all these abilities, and the Alternian empire still being fucking awful (though maybe not quite as awful as before? idk.), they decide to create a rebellion/revolution. Jade finds a space relatively near earth to place the planets she still has(maybe freaking out astronomers in the process, what with new planets suddenly appearing out of nowhere), and they become a safe haven for trolls that they rescue that would otherwise have been culled for some reason or another (of course, they’re only allowed on them after a thorough mind/soul search using godly and/or troll powers to determine that they’re not going to hurt the consorts, as well as informing them of the rules and laws that they have (they probably went through all the earth and Alternian laws they could find in order to figure out which laws they wanted)).

Also, if davekat (which is tied with gamkat as my favorite pairing, with johnkat coming second), you could maybe make it a three-way matespritship-Moiraillegiance-human boyfriends thing between Dave Karkat and gamzee (davegamkat?), because Dave and gamzee totally would have got on like a house on fire if Dave hadn’t accidentally ruined everything by (accidentally?) mocking gamzee’s religion when gamzee was in a delicate place, and I really want to see them learn to like each other. You don’t have to, of course, but it’s rare I find Dave and gamzee learning to get along post-sburb, especially as oftentimes gamzee tends to stay evil, or just doesn’t get the chance to enter into the new universe.

[prospitsdream]

so i was thinking abt when people revive the guardians in post-sburb fics and like. i just realized they would've missed sm milestones for their children??,? and its making me so sad to think abt

[sunnyasterop]

and then dave threatened to kill him because he had bed head in the video

based off that one vine

[honeydoot]

Everything is perfect, so why on earth can’t you be happy?

[grimxark]

13 18, jadekat /that would be so funny/ :^)

“Oh, dear me, this is going to be gross,” a raven haired girl says, her face filled with disgust. She,who goes by the name Jade, looked at a camera to which another raven haired boy was holding, his face almost screaming disappointment.

And yes, he thinks this bet is the most stupid thing Jade has ever agreed to do.

“Is this really fucking necessary?” Karkat, the current camera boy says. “I mean, I know you lost a bet, but why would you ever begin a bet with Dave and Egbert? You knew they’d pull some shit like this if they won”

“Come on, it’s probably not that bad! And it’s not like we’re gonna post it anywhere!”

“Jade, Dave will. And Egbert will too. Do you really think that they, out of everyone, would keep something like this personal? Think again, dickhead. And you, more than anyone else knows that. You’re acting stupid, please think this throu- and you’re in.” One could almost hear the disappointment and disgust in his face. Her expression wasn’t better than his.

Now, here’s for me to explain what exactly is happening:

Dave, John and Jade made a bet. What the bet was about isn’t important, but the outcome for who loses is. The loser would have to bath on peanut butter, and have it filmed. Jade lost the bet, so Dave and John bought all the peanut butter they could find to put it on her bathtub.

The feeling of nausea and the realization of what she had done came to her, and she was regretting this so badly. She looked at Karkat, and frowned.

“Hey, where the fuck are your pants?”

“Well, I figured that if you were to actually make something like this, you would probably try to do some stupid shit and get near me before actually showering, to which experience I would prefer to not experience. The pants are new, so, therefore, I am not being a stupid dumbass by simply having them on and letting you spill peanut butter all over it. Fin.” The pride in his voice was incredibly audible and annoyingly loud. He thought he had thought this out? He was wrong.

“Are you still filming?” Jade stood up from the bathtub with difficulty, but managed to do it. Her body looked awful, sticky, glimmering and gross. He only nodded at her statement and said nothing more, groaning at the amount of effort it would take to wash her bikini later on.

“It’s actually pretty great!” She giggled and grabbed his arm, pulling him close to her— being quick enough to have him trip and still be careful enough to take the camera before he fell face flat into the bathtub.

Revenge was sweet, and his face was bitter. A perfect combination, and a great shot, too.