#posts that suck

[jofiah]

a tall, lanky, mischievous foxgirl who's always plotting something part of a grand scheme. call that the long kon

[juney-blues]

410,757,864,530 dead cops is kinda a bad thing if you think about it because it implies at one point 410,757,864,530 alive cops ajnd like i'm glad they're dead but i don't think that many should even exist in the first place it's scary

[sieglinde-freud]

i hate him

[icannotgetoverbirds]

have a flop post. this post currently has zero notes and i will not be investing in it beyond maybe some commentary if necessary.

[totally-cis-offical]

I want to see conspiracy theories claiming that the people in charge are doing good things

Like wherever there is a hurricane: “the government is controlling the weather! They are controlling the hurricane to weaken it and reduce the number of deaths!”

[chiropteragemstone]

average reddit ttrpg GM advice: your players are 100% going to be coming into this game with the mindset that they need to prevent you, the game master, from having fun. below is a series of ways to (a) punish them for their hubris and (b) discourage them from attempting again. also here's a d1000000000 table of unfunny joke-situations that could occur, they're all stolen from D&D podcasts your players have all already listened to

average tumblr ttrpg GM advice: you are obviously going to be running a system you found on itch.io with a completely unfinished ruleset and only a singular broken PDF in terms of information so here's how you can turn it into a mechsplo BDSM game

average bsky ttrpg GM advice: Tabletop roleplaying games? Ha, sort of like how THE CHEETO IN CHIEF is ROLEPLAYING as a capable president!!! #NoKings

average real-world ttrpg GM advice: have you ever heard of this chatbot? its name is Pladiucalos and it runs my campaign for me while i watch the latest episode of Game Changer on my iphone

[goldenmotive]

underrated part of a heat wave is that it becomes normal to shut the curtains and turn off all the lights. yeah we're darkness chilling. y'know like enemies of the sun. simulating a cave rn with the yobs. pupils like pinpricks. just me and my shadowed roommates kickin it vampirestyle.

[prize-pig-collection]

Imagine trying to explain feedist Tumblr to someone from the Victorian era?

“So there’s this little metal box you carry around all day; it’s got a glass cover. Behind the glass it can change whatever’s showing to all kinds of different photos and motion pictures, depending on different radio transmissions you tune it into.

If you set it up right you can get it to show you real people, from all around the world, who love to eat all day, as much as they can, so that they can get fatter. Some of them love it so much they want to be the fattest person ever!

And then not only do you get to watch them eat, and get fat, show off their growing bodies, and talk about how much they love being fat, and how they want to get so much fatter…you can even encourage them to get fatter yourself, or send them money to buy more food. Then sometimes you get to watch them eat it, or see how full they look after they ate it all!”

In other words…once again feeling grateful for all you greedy fatties that live in my phone 😊