#pot sd

[jusdweet]

Talking to a 51 y/o man that literally texts like a white teenage boy

[ambitioussugar]

You know those pricks who say this:

“If I like you, I’ll double it.”

“I’ll pay for everything, if I like you.”

“If I really like you, you’ll be the only one!”

The f-ck! This makes it sound like I have to prove myself to you. You either like me or you don’t. Get out of here!