02/06/2026
He's salty.
JOKE-OGRAPHY:
Matthew 5 contains the Sermon on the Mount, a series of Jesus's most famous teachings. After the Beatitudes, Jesus encourages His disciples to be the flavorful "salt of the earth" and the guiding "light of the world," letting their works and lives be evangelizing beacons to those around them. His line, "But if salt loses its saltiness, with what can it be seasoned? It's no longer good for anything but being trampled underfoot," is a warning not to become complacent in living our faith and leading others through actions that glorify God.
In this cartoon, a scientist cites Matthew 5:13 where Jesus asks, "If salt loses its saltiness, with what can it be seasoned?" The scientist explains his lifelong research into answering this question to undermine Jesus's metaphor, and presents his finding that potassium chloride can act as a substitute for normal salt (sodium chloride). Jesus appears in the flesh to ask the scientist what happens if the salt substitute loses ITS saltiness as well, a question which the scientist has no answer for.
The scientist ends the cartoon in a state of hollow, impotent despair as he realizes his lifelong research has all been for naught, but honestly, if it took him his whole life to find out that potassium chloride exists as a salt substitute, he probably wasn't going places anyway. And actually, since Jesus is appearing to him bodily, we can probably assume the apocalypse has come, and EVERYONE'S research is about to be for naught as well. So he's got that going for him... which is nice.










