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I love shipping two characters that fucking hate each other. Anyways, get 11 pm ramblings from a caffeinated idiot who's supposed to be sleeping

Anyway, the dad and Mark Adams from the Neighbour's. Their asses dated in like, late high school. I don't make the rules y'all, it's canon (lie) that they did.

I'm gonna relapse back into calling the dad Jack because I really like the name Jack. Either that or I'm gonna name him John and Johnny is now John junior. Uh. I'm gonna name him John

Anyways, these two fucks met back when they were on their respective elementaries' football teams, facing off for the interschool competitions because those happen in other countries right. Wutheringham (is that how you'd spell that?) Rangers for John, Raccoon City for Mark. They were canonically 10 when the Rangers beat the Raccoons 7-nil. And they were just. Not friends. John because he wasn't interested in befriending the enemy and Mark because those sons of bitches beat the Raccoons without even letting them score once????? Yeah, this is where Mark develops a deep fucking hatred for the Rangers. And also Abigail is like one of Mark's closest friends because everyone else on the team thinks he's a weirdo and the team also thinks that Abigail is a weirdo. Yeah and he's bad with names so people lowkey don't like him for forgetting who tf he's talking to

Anyway, they'd meet again when they're in high school. Mark goes to sign up for the football team and finds a familiar name on the little sign up paper thingy. John Evans. The little blond cunt that was part of the Rangers. Fuck

Uh, John is actually pretty chill in person when he's not hyperfixating on football. He's nice but he is very serious about football. He will shove his foot up your ass for saying one bad thing about football. Mark likes that because wowie zowie someone else is as hyperfixated on football as he is!!!!

They properly meet not as enemies but as potential friends, yadda yadda I don't know how dating works but they start doing that. Eventually they break up because they're old now and the Rangers and Raccoons are actual big teams that their elem schools took the names of because that's normal right. They join opposite teams, try to bridge the gap, fail, break up, eventually get wives and uh. Yeag. John ends up getting rich from his successful football career as a Ranger, Raccoon City disbands because it was just really shitty in every attempt of competing. Mark goes back to hating John and also finds that Abigail is a Raccoon again too???? Yeah, that's right, friends to lovers is in here too, and now they start dating and I'm gonna say that Abigail is pre-t when they start dating and Mark is fully supportive of his girlboss wife transitioning whilst they're together. Like. She was a hot guy and now she's a really hot girl????? Shit??1!1???1?

Mark obsesses over destroying John's career and life because how come his ex gets to succeed in life while his life is shit all around?????? Yeah, fuck that

Anyways isn't it kind of fucked up that with this idea, that means that Mark fucked his ex's wife. His ex's wife that probably likes pegging especially considering the sex scene in the actual play. Ermermerm. Uh. Huh. Idk y'all I'm eepy but I can't eep

#potato fics #shoot from the hip #sfth #shootimpro #sfth fic #sfthposting #enemies to lovers to enemies........#and also friends to lovers but add in t in there #the neighbour's under the bed #the neighbor's under the bed

It's hereeeee!

Well Part 1 is of Chapter 2 is mainly because I had so many thoughts and ideas that I had to cut parts out so if wasn't just a "Fuck Colm all my homes hate Colm" ramble.

Part should be out in about...a week or so? I don't want to burn myself out before this story is done!

So without futher ado!

Wilted Roses Chapter 2.

This is Pre-Gabe death and how I think he and Sweetheart would interact.

I love you! Have a good read!

OH WAIT WAIT I ALMOST FORGOT.

Yall oma say this upfront. Sweetheart will be the described in the way I see them. And referred too with she/her pronouns.

This is just the way I view them, if you wish to imagine them in any other way, be my guest.

(Because someone out there will be like, "b-but but, Sweetheart isn't ____" THEY ARE TO ME.)

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#redactedverse #redacted audio #redacted sweetheart #redacted gabe #Wilted Roses #potato fics

Watch me try to restate the same things I've mentioned so many times before but uhm. It's me now, slightly older and less dumber-ish

ANYWAYS!! The Neighbour's Under the Bed. Again. Johnny's future dreams!!

I've previously stated that he could have had those dreams from a different POV (primarily because he said that a man crawled out of his bed, not his parents') but like. It makes more sense for his dreams to vaguely be like the actual occurances minus the him being there part?? I mean like, of course your brain would make you the main POV of the dream, it's your dream after all, therefore making you the owner of the bed a man is currently under. Sure, sure, the neighbour did not actually come from under the bed and was instead in the wall, but that still shows how he's in a place that he's not supposed to be in

Dreams aren't always literal, of course. They have meanings that are represented by the weird images your mind conjured up. It's not gonna be a one for one replica of events. Maybe when the car crashed into the east (?) wing of the house, Johnny had previously dreamed that he was the driver of some vehicle and that he crashed into a building that seemed familiar but not at the same time, but that doesn't mean he was the one that crashed it

He says that they happen sometimes. Not always. Sometimes. Who knows, maybe some are just normal dreams while the future dreams have a cool down or something idk, maybe all his dreams are future dreams but they're way too complicated in the dream or way too insignificant in real life that he doesn't connect them together

When these dreams manifested aren't given (I mean, why give that detail to a one off character?), so I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that it popped up when he was in puberty, so between nine and fourteen. So at the most, he could've been dealing with these dreams for six years. Weird ass dreams that come true in real life sometimes? Kinda cool at first, very weird mostly, pretty damn traumatic when it's a future nightmare.

A nine year old boy, dealing with dreams, sometimes nightmares (or maybe all of them are nightmares to him) that come true. That's really gonna fuck with you. Even more so when your parents don't seem to care (mum comforts you when it's convenient, dad doesn't even bother). The only other person he has? His little baby sibling. Janae would be one/almost two. He can't just vent that to a baby. So he had to bear with those prophetic dreams. Knowing that when he wakes up, it'll happen. He's not slways sure what "it" is, but it will happen

And that's the scariest part

#LITERALLY SUCH A LONG POST I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT #Anyways guess who writes fics like this. Literally just thoughts and headcanons because I can't write in prose #shoot from the hip #shoot impro #shootimpro #sfth #sfthposting #the neighbor's under the bed #the neighbour's under the bed #potato fics #Literally watch me rewrite this idea over and over again until I finally get my words right

A thing I just thought about while in my mildly sleep deprived state but

Do any of Janae's students just wonder why an eight year old is teaching them? Like. None of them just go "our professor is what?" when they first hear about them?

Do some of them think that this is just one big prank held by the uni? Do they respect Janae as a teacher? Do they make fun of them? Are any of them just tired enough that they don't even question the fact that their prof. is 8? Probably!

#i couldn't sleep again so. have some thoughts i thunk up #shoot from the hip #sfth #shootimpro #the neighbour's under the bed #the neighbor's under the bed #potato randomly talks #potato fics

Guess who spent like 5 minutes looking at the thumbnails of all of their plays because I was bored

ANYWAYS, here are my observations

Plays 1-13 do not have the name of the play in the thumbnail. It starts on play 14, caravan, and stops in the two plays immediately after (15 and 16). After these two though, all plays have their names in the thumbnail

14 is the first instance of a play's thumbnail having a different background than the one in the original scene

13 is the only play to have "Fully Improvised Play" twice. One on top in a light blue and on the bottom like normal

15 and 16 use a different font for the thumbnail

16 has the black bg behind it (because of white on white) and is also not where the numbers usually are (it's slightly lifted from there, if that makes sense?)

17 returns to the original font

20's has the red rectangle on the bottom slightly larger than the others, leading to the number being higher than it usually is. The number is also bigger than normal. Also has a little correction for the title of the play because both leftenmost and lefternmost aren't words

Rectangle is back to normal size, number is still larger than normal

22 is the last instance of the number being noticably larger than usual. Peter is above the red rectangle (my literal reaction to this is "HE BROKE THE FOURTH WALL!!!")

23 doesn't have the title of the play in the thumbnail. Instead, it has "Give us a TITLE".

25 is the first instance of the play's title having a different color than white (13 and 23 do not count because it's not the play title)

The spacing of "Fully Improvised Play" is different in 28. This is also the first instance of the play's title having a different font than usual (after plays 14, 17-19. After those three plays, the font has stayed the same. Even those three plays aren't consistent with the font). The number is ever so slightly larger and lower than usual

29 is where the "Fully Improvised Play" is replaced with "Improvised Play #__". Doesn't have the usual underlined play title

30's "Improvised Play #__" has a shadow

Font changes in 32

34 uses two different fonts. Start of where they don't underline the play's title

36-38 all use different font

38 is he only instance of ALL of the play's title being a different color, unlike 25 only having the EVIL part be red

#shoot from the hip #sfth #shootimpro #sfthposting #sfth plays 1-38 #potato fics #man i love noticing little details

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