I made a deal with a friend that if we were both disappointed in the stranger things finale, I'd rewrite it.
SO, now I'm here, and it's gonna take a while, cause I haven't written in a long time, but I would appreciate any st fans to list their most annoying unresolved plotholes, and/or general annoyances courtesy of the original creators, please and thank you.
I'll go first-
- the Painting™
- Mike literally didn't have an arc this season??
- how did el know who will was in s1?
- who unlocked the door in s1?
- el should've been more independent
- will's coming out scene
- I don't think the Nancy/Jonathan/Steve love triangle was necessary and it hurt Steve's arc
- Jonathan's character needed more care in general (after breaking up w Nancy, who is he around? How? Who does he talk to? What happened to argyle? Who is Jonathan byers, really?)
- why did Vecna need 4 teens to open the gate?
- why did Vecna need 12 kids to operate the fleshy mindflayer?
- el, will, and mike were all sidelined, hard, and they should've been front and center this season
- not annoying, but confusing- what happened with Murray??? He just disappeared??
- personally, I think byler would've been amazing for both mike and will's arcs, and the entire series (up until s5ep6) points to it
- Vickie also disappeared, now that I think about it
- I feel like Lucas should've been given a bow and arrow (or some other weapon- but he likes his slingshot, so why not something similar?)
- mike and robin should've interacted more
- where'd the demogorgons go?
- if you haven't seen or don't know what happens in the play, Vecna's backstory is probably confusing and incomplete. I don't like that
- max and el needed a MUCH better reunion
- what does Mrs. Wheeler think/do now?
- what was everything like in the 18 months at the beginning of the season?
- Kali was dead an hour before hiding el. El wouldn't have given up on her unless she was dead
- el can resuscitate people, as evidenced by s4- something I thought was going to be addressed and treated as the big deal it is (it wasn't)
- I don't think holly should've been the main character for an entire volume, not with the time they had
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There's more stuff, there always is, but it's 4:30 AM and I'm feeling sad, betrayed, disappointed, empty, and tired, so I'll leave it there for now, and we'll see where this goes.
Thank you for reading all the way through if you did, go drink some water :)