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V: I am a variety pack of squeaky toys.

F-J: I made that midterm my bitch.

F-J: Laid it over my desk and worked it over.

F-J: I laid it over two desks, it was hard, and I finished it.

F-T: I'm more used to asian babies.

V: I don't have to wake up early!

B: You're right!

V&T&B: *Dolphin squeal*

T: Let's put it in the freezer, see what happens.

V: This is sweet!

V: ...this is kettle corn.

B: Oh, kettle corn? Gimme!

V: THE POPCORN IS A LIE!

T&B: *Omnomnomnom*

V: I'm gonna eat my almonds and cry.

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V: I am a dolphin.

T: I am Tumblr.

B: Guys. I have something to tell you. I am secretly a human being.

V&T: ~Le gasp~

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V: Guys, I have an announcement to make: I am secretly a dolphin.

B&T: I knew it!

V: ~dolphin noises~

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