#ppffftt

[mcsaiccfmusesa]

@idcnticxl​ asked: [text to jules 💎 ✨ ] –– is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single? (Jenna obvi)

[txt: Jenna 🌈🌺 ] that is a good question... 👀

[txt: Jenna 🌈🌺 ] I would totally do it

[txt: Jenna 🌈🌺 ] I didn’t know you were looking so much 

[fleurdebleue]

[22:57:33]#bleu has joined the game! [22:57:37][#fleur] says: there he is [22:57:39][#fleur] says: sup cockwaffle [22:57:45][#Draggy] says: Ah that one. [22:58:04][#Draggy] says: WHY COCKWAFFLE?! [22:58:14][#bleu] says: hey dickshit. [22:58:14][#fleur] says: why not [22:58:17][#fleur] says: see

[praeteritus-memories]

“Daddy! Daddy!” A small little owlette darts right into her father’s studies, immediately climbing onto his lap as she started bawling. “The clown is back in the closet!” — Baby!Via

"Oh my darling owlette!" Stolas soothes his daughter by gently hugging her close, his claws running through her feathered hair. "I'll frighten that clown back this time, starlight." Getting up, still holding her in his arms, he offers her a warm smile as his beak kisses her forehead.

[krazys-ass-emporium]

"Even I can't be heard from four kilometers away! :D"

"That's debatable"

[kur0mimi]

Mozu: Are you okay?

Ranze: Yes, I’m fine.

Mozu: What does “fine” mean to you?

Ranze: It means I’m perfectly content, but I wouldn’t mind it if the sun exploded and killed us all

[kur0mimi]

Kaneda: In my defence, I was left unsupervised.

Ranze: Wasn’t Kyousuke with you?

Kyousuke: In my defence, I was left unsupervised

[macaronkitty]

I have 1(one) pair of pants

[sofibeth]

The theme of Steven Universe episodes this week

me: Hi Jasper

.......

me: Bye Jasper