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[praeteritus-memories]

Kokichi tossed his scarf off in front of Yusuke to tease him before speaking anxiously. "You can look now,Yusuke." He replied, rubbing his shoulder shyly with his hand. "Where do you want me to shit for this portrait?" --Kokichi

“What?” Eyes widened, quickly shaking his head before he gets up to put his hands on Kokichi’s shoulder. “N-No I assure you I am not that kind of artist. I would never possibly ask for that-!” Unless...he meant sit? Then again, Yusuke wasn’t the best at jokes and social cues either. 

[icypyre-a]

heroarced replied to your post:           ❝I can’t believe Midoriya’s dead.❞ He...

“I broke my ankles in money, it’ll be okay.”

          ❝— no it’s not!❞ Money doesn’t buy ANKLES.

[inkymari]

Okay but consider this; Smughara

[turowa]

them: hey can i see your phone

me: yeah lemme just—

[silentfallnight]

Better now boys? ~💜

M!: Much.

B!: However I believe we’ll be staying this far apart fore the next bit.

[crying-over-supersoldiers]

pineapple on pizza thoughts?

what kind of discourse ur trying to start on my blog

[turowa]

BEHOLD THE FLAMINGO TOES

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[turowa]

the other day i was walking around the city at night with my friend that was visiting me and he decided to just walk into a random theater to see a movie (and mind you it was like midnight, no movie was showing at midnight the latest showing is like at 10) and after wandering around in the lobby for like 0.02 seconds we walk out and this older man is just sitting there and he makes eye contact with me and says “hey beautiful empress” and im like uhh how do i react and my friend cuts in and says “oh why thank you” and the other guy was confused and we walk away