#pred post

[coldtwaer]

My friend is always saying that she doesn’t think she is pretty.

And in my head I’m like “Girl, do you know how edible you are?”

Wait that doesn’t sound right-

Okay let me try again.

And in my head I’m like “Girl, do you know how tasty you look?”

That doesn’t sound right either

“Girl, do you-

You know what I’m just going to eat her and give positive reinforcement problem solved.

[the-purple-painter]

hey so i have greenitis (like that witch ElfABBA in the wicked musical) and i desperately want some red to cancel it out. could you please pred me? much appreciated, thanks for your time.

I’m never red a post or anyone before so I hope this is effective…

This anonymous ask has been reded!