okay so i thoguth take this but then make it extendedverse.
Gaz: sigma -- heat Soap: delta -- N/A Ghost: gamma -- rut Price: alpha -- rut Alejandro: epsilon -- rut Roach: omega -- heat Horangi: iota -- N/A Koenig: Delta -- N/A Nik: alpha -- rut Reader: iota -- N/A
Ftm Iota reader who finds out he's a couple weeks pregnant, then two fucking days later male omega roach also finds out he's a couple weeks pregnant. And then two months later, male iota Horangi and male sigma gaz who find out they're both three months pregnant.
did i mention they all went on leave together just a week or so before the pregnancy tests came out...?
reader who finds out they're having triplets. identical twins + another one. good lord. Roach who's having six kids. Horangi who's having two. and Gaz, poor little Sigma Gaz, who's having one. (Sigmas usually have lower birth rates and don't carry as many pups at once, sadly)
meaning... the polycule is about to have 12 children, with due dates around the same time. fuck.