Nov 21, 2021
my all-time favourite advice to get 600 times a day
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my all-time favourite advice to get 600 times a day
sorry if you’re one of those ladies who birthed like 6 kids and loved every second of pregnancy but i do not trust you. you are too powerful and you scare me.
EXCUSE
So anyway I have found myself “in the family way” aka “in a delicate condition” aka “with child” aka “up the duff” aka
Added a few new comics up on my Patreon, including these two!
This song is stuck in my head all the time now thanks to this comic by Dami Lee. I feel bad admitting it but there are definitely times where I feel the bébé move under my skin and I am mildly disgusted and repulsed by my child. I am aware that everything is normal and good and very very cool and neat but I’ve reached that stage where my body just kinda triggers a mild “ugh what the fuck” response a couple times a day. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Also I am tired of being a very boring woman. All I can think or talk about is baby this pregnant that. I look forward to havnig a personality again.
New batch of comics and drawings up on my Patreon today!
Running joke in the house. I am abused all day from the inside and it only settles when someone else puts their hand on the belly to feel it move. It kicks me in the diaphragm when I laugh or sing, it kicks me in the bladder for fun, it shoves its little foot in my sides when I go for walks and I assume it is laughing the whole time. The child does not care for mother.
[bo burnham voice] how’s everyone feeling out there tonight?? hahahah yeeeaaaah! i am not feeling good! k but for real.. humans have such big heads/brains that we have to give birth before the baby is totally developed, which is why babies are so useless compared to other animal babies, who mostly come out fully functional, or very-soon-to-be functional. Essentially babies develop as much as they can in the womb and then we give birth just at the limit where being pregnant any longer or giving birth any later would certainly kill the mother, instead of just *maybe* killing the mother. so it’s a scientifically correct comic okay!!
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