I can't stop imagining Jesus pretending to be a gay guy who has been rejected by his parents and needs help testing the Christians (who would most likely kick him out of hate and disgust) and then he says this to them:
Then he will also say to those on his left, Depart from me, you cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels; Because I was hungry, and you did not feed me; I was thirsty, and you did not give me drink; Being a foreigner, you did not take me in; being naked, you did not clothe me; and sick, and in prison, you did not visit me. Then they too will answer him, saying, Lord, when did we see you hungry, or thirsty, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not serve you? Then he will answer them, saying, Truly I say to you, inasmuch as you did it not to one of these little ones, you did it not to me.
Matthew 25:41-45













