Piper: It's so unfair.
Jason: What is?
Piper: How so damn pretty Percy is!
Annabeth: Smirking smugly Of course he is. I tell him every day. Sometimes twice. Sometimes all night.
Leo: Scowling It's so unfair! The guy could literally flood Manhattan and just tilt his head and say "oops," and everyone would thank him!
Jason: Honestly? Sometimes it works out.
Piper: How?
Jason: We got pulled over for three moving violations, and the cop let us go because Percy "looked honest."
Leo: Okay, but like… were you driving?
Jason: No. He was.
Piper: So the guy who caused the violations was let go for looking honest?
Jason: Yup.
Annabeth: Sounds like justice to me.









