#pretty please meme

[zerooftheresistance]

A clown waltz's in "Pretty please?" :)

34. Your muse is my muse’s new therapist.

"Really? You're my therapist? You're the last person I expected to be my therapist. In fact, I don't even know why I needed one."

[zerooftheresistance]

"Pretty Please?" (Over)

27. Our muses made a bet and yours lost.

"Ah, you lost the bet," Zero said as he looked at Over and smirked. "That means I get to rest while you do all my missions for me."

[treasure-hunter-pate]

Pretty Please

Put “Pretty Please” in my ask box and I’ll generate a number from 1-40 and see what prompt we get!

10.) My muse is stuck in a tree and implores yours to help them down.

After Pate was chased literally up a tree by some bloodthirsty undead hounds, he realized with a fright that he had no way of getting down. Worse still, a fall from his height could kill him, or at least break a few bones. Such luck. When he heard the footsteps of someone approaching, he tensed again and clung to the tree.

"Oh lords…" he muttered with an aggravated roll of his eyes, "not more of those fiends…" However, as the shadows parted for this newcomer, he was surprised to find it was not more creatures out for blood, but the King of Drangleic himself. The treasure hunter blinked, smiling.

"Ah," he called to the man, waving a bit to him, "My Lord, I hate to be a bother, but, ah… could you help me down? I… seem to be stuck…"

lordofdrangleic

[treasure-hunter-pate]

((Pretty Please?))

Put “Pretty Please” in my ask box and I’ll generate a number from 1-40 and see what prompt we get!

Our muses are hunting for the perfect Christmas tree.

How Pate ended up with this Undead was beyond him; he didn’t really take to strangers often, after all. But they had politely asked him to help with an important matter. “Important” being that they needed to bring back a pine tree to Majula to decorate for the coming holidays.

Pate wasn’t surrounded by smart people.

{I’m not saying your OC isn’t smart, Pate’s just an asshole xD also, I don’t have much information on your OC! But I’d love to see more of them; my ask box is always welcome to OCs ^_^}

[treasure-hunter-pate]

"Pretty Please?"

Put “Pretty Please” in my ask box and I’ll generate a number from 1-40 and see what prompt we get!

2.) Our muses are trapped in a wine cellar for several hours.

{omfg, this is perfect}

When the god asked Pate to follow him into his private stash, he reluctantly agreed, only after trying to snake his way out of it with a few excuses and pitiful lies that fell on deaf ears. And when they stepped down the stone steps, the treasure hunter had a looming suspicious he was going to be gravely punished by the deity.

And when the heavy door closed and locked behind them, the sinking feeling in his chest was almost debilitating. 

Now here they were, several hours later; no one had died just yet, and for whatever reason, Nahr Alma had decided to spare the man; though it didn’t come without the occasional bout of bickering, yelling and arguing between them. Their ideals simply clashed too much, and Pate was ‘Bloodless,’ as the deity so affectionately called him.

Nahr Alma finally decided to relent and distract himself with wine. Pate had forced himself into the farthest corner he could find and took a bottle for himself as well. The god had plenty to spare, and if they were going to be stuck in here, he knew he would have to loosen up a bit to deal with such a narcissistic, insistent being.

nahr-alma-god-of-blood

[stalkerkyoko]

Pretty Please

Our muses can’t agree on a movie for date night.

"Why would you want to see a horror?

[stalkerkyoko]

“Pretty Please”

My muse owns a wedding boutique and is helping your muse say yes to the dress.

"It compliemnts your white hair."

[shoot-of-corruption]

Pretty Please~?

20. Your muse shows up on my muse’s doorstep late at night, wet, feverish, and covered in blood.

It was already late at night and Mariku was again sitting over an old book, or rather holding it on his lap as he was curled on the sofa... he had sneaked out of the bedroom, where Alice still slept no doubt.He just needed some time by himself... and for studying purposes... the more annoyed he was when he actually heard somebody shuffle to his front door and knock on the wood. He growled lowly, asking himself WHO in the world would come here to his house in the middle of the night... it was probably past midnight already!

Throwing the book on the table unceremoniously, he got up from the sofa. Whoever is there... I hope it is fucking urgent. He hissed in his thoughts and suddenly ripped the door open, the dark outside covered the person for a moment, before the light from behind him flicked over the 'intruder's' face... making Mariku stop in his tracks for a moment.

Partly he was surprised WHO was at his door... but the even more concerning part, the one that got him curious, was HOW Ryou looked as he stood at his door... with a sideways glance he saw the blob and sprinkles of blood, that the mere knocking had left on his door.

"... come in... and tell me what spectacle I missed..."