#price simon

[thatoneautisticshark]

Soap, when he gets his first ever dildo, is absolutely wracked with instilled guilt. He just can't, ends up sobbing with the dildo sitting on his bed, because he just can't.

He doesn't even know how to use it, it seems to big, and he is going to burn in hell.

Cue Simon and price walking by, and hearing sobs, coming in to see what's wrong.

They teach him how to use it and sooth his worried gently and carefully

(Aka the premise of something I'm writing rn)