#pridebeforepracticality

[safetyoverscience]

You know, I was having a good day today. 

Sun's been shining, birds have been making annoying tweeting noises, and GAZ hasn't sprayed me with water at all, surprisingly enough.

And then, I come back onto Tumblr, and I find this.

I swear to Irk I'm going to smother you in your sleep. Get out of here, monkey-boy.