#primarch shenanigans

[hayum30k]

It's a lovely day on Macragge and you are a horrible bat.

Couldn't shake this image off my head, ever since THIS POST by @archangelofbaal so here it goes x))

Ref: the famous Untitled Goose Game

[warhorny-on-main]

Black Library, I done told you once! Now there’s a sequel to the Infinite and the Divine?

I’m going to ask again, where is our Magnus and Perturabo book?

Where is the tale of Magnus hauling Perturabo out of a library before the Librarians can go all murderhobo on him?

Where is Perturabo throwing Magnus over his shoulder and running like hell before whatever comes out of that gate Magnus just opened eats them?!?

If you can give us Necron yaoi fuel for the next decade, you can give us this!

I mean crap, I’d be happy with a short story in an anthology, a Black Llibrary celebration story, just give us something, you know? You can’t just drop the story of a burning library on us like that and not follow through!

[brieandcrackest]

Konrad is being dressed up by Fulgrim while Vulkan (amused and curious) and Roboute (worried and nervous) watch.

[gilderblade]

Things Im DEFINITELY adding to the Fic pt.2. I think.

1. Faline Is Crying while Hugging Vulkan. Lion says what's wrong vulkan just says "she likes my hugs" Faline is Ugly Crying "HES SOOOO WAAAARRRMMMM

2. Perturabo DOES GET A 3D PRINTER AND IS A HAPPY CAMPER. Literally.

3. Konrad gets a Home cooked Meal for the First time and Is Crying in the Diner.. The Waitress calls him Hun and He is a broken mess on the floor. Dorn is Never taking him to the Diner again.

4. Faline gives Perturabo the silent treatment because he called The Neverending Story, "fantastically overrated nonsense"

5. Leman Russ gets Reprimanded for Cow tipping Guillimans cows. He can do it with one hand.

[chillinglikeavillain]

Management 101 with Peter Turbo, the patron saint of autists and all those suffering because of incompetent coworkers.

Inspired by my friend's recent experience at work. It was supposed to be a silly lil doodle, but she liked the sketch so much I ended up turning into an actual drawing.

[hayum30k]

gay is okay meme but make it imperium secundus

of course Lion will keep his secrets

[hayum30k]

What animal Ferrus should be? Oomf said he may be a mole and I cannot think of any other animals ever since. A mole. Like a black silky grumpy mole with Super Big Shovel-like Silver Metalic Paws.

Send help Ferrus Molenus is haunting me

[hayum30k]

> The citizens of Ultramar usually wear togas

> Guilliman shows Vulkan how to wear a toga properly

> Vulkan quickly masters the art of wrapping cloth around one's body

> He uses the newly acquired skill to swaddle Roboute with a cozy blanket

> Vulkan carries him around like that, not letting him go

> The wrapping is so perfect that Guilliman cannot escape

> No more paperwork for the day