If Elle was not witnessing this whole spectacle for herself, she wouldn’t have believed it. This speed dating thing was real and half decent people (by normal human standards) actually participated in it. But sadly, all these people were boring as hell to her. If it wasn’t for the fact that she created a new persona for herself each time the person in front of her changed, she would have probably fallen asleep by now.
Finally the last person sat before her. They weren’t bad looking either. But that didn’t matter if they couldn’t keep Elle entertained. After taking a sip of her drink, she sighed as sapphire hues met theirs. This game was tiresome. She at least wanted to be entertained for a moment. And so she decided -- no more fake personas. With a casual tone, she began, ❝ I’m Elle. Just to give you a short overview of what you’re getting into, I’ll make this quick... I’m a bounty hunter which naturally leads to me having to resort to being a serial killer when my target forces my hand. I like to set stuff on fire and cause explosions. The bigger, the better. Although I’ve never had a wreck, my driving scares the hell out of people for some reason. I’m richer than god so please don’t try to impress me with your money. I’m much more interested in power. And lastly, I’ve been sitting in this chair for almost an hour needing to go pee, so you better make this good, sweety. ❞
