#primessrick

[beefsaw]

Hey Pretty

We are still open to 'dealing' with the clone if you do not want them.

@primessrick

SURE, BECAUSE I WANT TO ASK YOU FOR HELP. FUCK OFF! I KNOW A FUCKING SPY WHEN I SEE ONE. YOU COME TO LEECH OUT OF MY EMOTIONS OR MY INFO!?

and you're a little late. now i got two boyfriends. BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!

[primessrick]

“I-…” *He felt a chill go up his spine as he gripped his rosary at witnesses their presence.*

@priest-richard-sanchez

You are bold to dare approach us.

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[puer-mortifer]

Favourite Grandchild.

We're... watching what's going on. We do hope you'll make good choices.

@primessrick

Of course, meemaw Primess! I'm always a good kid, aren't I?

[primessrick]

im so sorrg i was sl dimb and i aoulled the whiskey all over my bear please cab you fix him?

he's crying. big, heaving sobs that only the truly drunk and distraught can make sound genuine.

- @msc137

*Already coalescing herself before him, she coos at the pitiful sight*

Hush, Little one. This is a simple fix for us.

*Reaching out, she picks up the soiled bear, her shadows already cleaning away the mess*

There. Just as it was before. Was there anything else we can do for you?

[primessrick]

So, you managed to escape the weakness of flesh.

I almost envy you. Almost. Your existence does not seem that much different from mine regardless.

- @h-a-t-r-e-d

As you should.

Though unlike yourself, we appear to possess a much more fluid existence. We simply prefer how we appear now... For the moment.

[primessrick]

Hey primess! I don’t think I’ve interacted with your blog yet, what’s up baby

Hello pretty Could-Be-Plaything

We we're having such a beautiful night.

Now some undeserving keeps bothering us.

[primessrick]

So, haha, about those antidepressants for my grandpa, do they have side effects?

I couldn't say this in the group chat... But I want him to suffer, he has to pay for what he did to me. He promised we'd be together for one hundred years, so one hundred years of payback is what he'll get.

— @puer-mortifer

Oh?

What kind of suffering do you want?

Honestly, the antidepressants we provided you is a side effect of our own experiment we are working on. Some of our followers have captured a few heretics, and simply killing them quickly or consuming them has lost its appeal.

So we are trialing this approach. The heretics, instead of experiencing all the feel-good chemicals, they're redirected to the zombie. We can only speculate about potential side effects at this point.

But hypothetically, as the prisoners' moods deteriorate, their brains should begin to overcompensate, flooding your Rick's system. We hear that Serotonin and Dopamine overdose are a remarkably unpleasant experience.

[primessrick]

h-hey um s-so so sorry to bother you.. um.. I-I have some "unwanted" memories of a certain Rick on here.. I-I want to remove those.. I-I was wondering if you could possibly help me?

I-I'll give the details if you agree if not I apologize for bothering you

-@morty-rights

Reaching out to us? How brave. Consider us interested.

We have a suspicion on which Rick you mean, but please tell us. We'd hate to assume wrong.