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Cursed chocolate Oreo milkshake pt.1

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It's high time for some Emeto: 1 of 3

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Welcome to the first part of a lovely nauseous night I had! Story under the cut.

I am rather new to using edibles and weed in general. This night I decided to take two edibles at once to see what would happen (I usually just do one and then maybe another one a few hours later). I got very high and ended up drinking tons of water. One edible makes me thirsty, but two made my mouth feel like fly paper. Along with the water I ate some applesauce (I LOVE applesauce) and drank a cup of milk. It was after the milk that the first burps started, and I recorded them because I thought they were very hot.

Afterwards I chilled at my computer and drank even more water. I was still getting higher despite taking the edibles awhile ago and I was getting very dizzy. My stomach hurt but I didn't really feel nauseous. Luckily I decided to grab some towels when I went to lay down in my bed as I would end up needing them.

At first I was just laying on my side, burping into the first towel I had held up to my mouth. I didn't expect anything to come of it, I was just enjoying the way it felt. However I was still drinking water during this as the dry feeling in my mouth was unbearable.

Low and behold, I started to feel a cold trickle creep up my throat. Once it got high enough it triggered a retch, and I brought up a small puddle of water. I could have swallowed it back down if I really wanted to, but it felt so good to bring up. I let it out of my mouth and into the towel, and was very thankful I had the foresight to grab it.

Little by little I brought up more and more streams of water. I say water because that is what it was. Every time I had a break from the gags I would drink more to hydrate my mouth. Then I would burp and it would come back up again. It didn't taste acidic and it was still cold. I was loving the feeling of it though.

Eventually the towel I had in my hand got too saturated, so I tried to stop vomiting. At that point however I had started to get nauseous and the gags had gotten more authentic. I set aside the first towel and grabbed another towel to catch what was coming up now.

to be continued...

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Too high to write a proper post, so I'll let the audio speak for itself. I'll add a proper description later...

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2024 Election Night Chocolate Milkshake! Pt 1

Finally got around to editing this together. I ate a large pizza, a big chocolate ice cream banana milkshake, and chugged fizzy water till I burped everything up! I really enjoyed this one, makes the pain from the election results microscopically easier to bare. I hope this brings some joy to others too, we are going to need it. Here's to the new year.

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2024 Election Night Chocolate Milkshake! Pt 2

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Hello there again chocolate milkshake 🥰

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Ooh I’m feeling it now mr krabs

Got half a pizza in me now, going sorta slow

But gonna start on the milkshake soon :)

I’m excited

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I got a plan for tomorrow. Once it hits 8pm est, I am going to block out any information related to election hell in the United States. I am going to buy a personal pizza and liter of soda, make a big chocolate milkshake, and get super fucking high. I do not expect for even half of what I’m going to eat to stay down. I am going to enjoy myself to the fullest.

I’ll sleep off the high and all the food and wake up probably mid-afternoon. I will face whatever reality brings that Wednesday afternoon. I will have the strength to fight like hell for my rights and for others (even if it is my preferred outcome, I got qualms for my candidate too).

But for 20 hours I will give myself the gift of blissful ignorance.

If I can manage to avoid election news on tumblr, I’ll update about my escapades throughout the night. But if not, I will be sure to share later.